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^ Knows me too well

< Also has writer's block and too many bunnies

v Has probably never had writer's block

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[Tied Up and Passed Around Review Responses]

Will Treaty

I'm sorry I didn't reply to you sooner! School is a bitch right now. D:

I'm really glad that you enjoyed this oneshot and reviewed! Since it had been up for a little while, I figured anyone who wanted to read already had. Thank you for proving me wrong!

Also, I have good news for you: I have a sequel oneshot in the works! It may be a while before I post it (college and all), but I promise that it'll eventually be posted.

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[Stupid Laws still on the books!]

I don't remember where I got this one:

"It is illegal for men to be seen in public in a strapless dress"

Makes me wonder, if it has straps, is it not illegal anymore? ^^

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[I Prefered the old out of date forum, there was more friendly social interaction]

PS: Sure are a lot of Moms posting these days though, based on the shoutbox... Where's the Hardcore Childfree crowd representin' ?

Well, I'm one of those childless peoples, but I'm also new, so I don't know of all the ranting/power-rage/angst you speak of.

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[56 Worst Analogies...]

Oh god, I love these! XD

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

I can just imagine this!

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

I got the mental image and my sadistic self laughed.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

I wasn't expecting this, so I cracked up!

It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

XD What kind of 'American tradition' is this??

I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. I don’t know the name for those either.

This tangent was pointless and on topic enough that I loved it. ^^

Her lips were red and full, like tubes of blood drawn by an inattentive phlebotomist.

I'm a medical nerd, I had to go with this one! =)

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[The People Above And Below You]

^ Is no longer getting a hug

< Would argue that the cake actually isn't a lie (There really is cake in that game =] )

v Probably though the cake was a true lie