Asexual Biped
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DemonGoddess: Would it be inappropriate to ask you to add naughty titles every 5 points? Because I think it'd be pretty amusing. Something like "Hot Stuff" for the good side and "Lech" for the bad side, or something like that.
Ooh! That would be cool! Is it possible DG??
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1. What the fuck are you women carrying in your purses if a fucking GUN is hard to find??? BRICKS?! And it's not an easily misplaced Derringer, it's an actual handgun, a 'Hi-Power' one, even! How the holy bejeezus do you struggle to find THAT?.
2. We may have... different definitions of 'cool.' At least you gave me one of the best news of this entire thread. So thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you.
1. Trust me, you don;t want to know. ^^
2. You're quite welcome. :3
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I am hungry.
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Two things:
1. It really DOES take women an average of eight minuted to find anything in their purse/bag. Just saying. ^^
2. Edward was actually one of the cooler characters. He's a total psycho, but still cool. And she never screws him. :]
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Does anything happen if you score gets high, or low, enough to be beyond neutral?
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'Sup! Relatively new profile, long time on AFF. I tend to lurk a lot. ^^
I'm female, 19, and in college for a Biology degree. I'm addicted to reading and gay. I am my username: a two-legged asexual being. Which is kind of ironic considering the stuff I like to write and read...
I only write Original stories and they range greatly on what they're about. I'm ADD when it comes to writing and have a hard time finishing anything. That's why everything I have in the archive is short. My current writing goal is to complete something long, which is 5+ chapters for me.
I'm nearly a true introvert and very quiet until you get to know me. I'm also very strange and blunt, but I think that adds to my charm. ^^
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I am wishing I took out my contacts sooner.
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My avatar is just one of the many icons I found on Photobucket. Nothing much besides that.
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Guilty, maybe? I forget.
Purposely messed with store security and gotten banned from the place?
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I'm the total opposite (asexual), so I can't really understand besides what I can logically guess. But there's nothing wrong with being a Nympho. It's the body's desires that are too much and nothing that you can help. Such as an extreme sex drive.
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Well, my username and penname are the same. My name is what I am: A two-legged (Biped) Asexual. And Asexual is a legit sexual orientation. About 1% of the population of the world considers themselves Asexual. We're quite rare.
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I do Facebook, and I have three accounts. Three accounts because that gives me more to do in Farm Town lol
Trevor Michaels (this was my stealth account lol)
...You have the same name as my brother on two of your accounts, besides the middle name...
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Beethoven - Symphony No. 5 1st movement
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I have a HUGE assortment of music I listen to. To name the main: nearly any type of Rock, Country (not so much anymore), Classical (need more), Oldies, WTF?? music, and Foreign.
I listen to VERY little pop/hip hop and no rap (besides the outlier songs that actually have a good point, such as Handlebars by the Flobots)
I simplified Foreign since I listen to an extensive collection, such as: Finish, Swedish, German, Italian, Irish, French, Japanese, Chinese, and obviously English. I need some Spanish and Arabic...
1. The closest song that gives me chills is a redo of Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by Vanessa Mae, a Chinese violinist. Or Requiem of the Gods by Apocalyptica, a (I think) Finnish group that only uses three cellos and a drum. Or Wolfen (Das Tier in Mir) by E Nomine. Hogawd! That's a guy singing!
2. A 'sexy' song that is awesome is The Voice by Celtic Woman. I forget which one actually sings this song, but her voice is sooo pretty!!
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I would suck out the venom.
That's all I'm saying.
For that guy, I would too. ^^
And I love the title Apollo!
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Cornucopia:
JayDee - Thank you! I was trying to create an open ending that everyone could decide what they wanted to happen. XD I hope not as well! Could you imagine the embarrassment of trying to explain yourself??
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... sorta like moving furniture on the blind person....
While that would be mean, I kind of want to do it, if the said blind person was amiable enough. ^^
I feel like a douche now. ._____.
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Weeeeeell, when you say stuff like 'slaughter' and cackle, it's hard not to come off as evil. I do get that he was insane (and deliciously so!).
Light and fluffy with violence: Check out Devil May Cry. That game series lives and breathes that. And Rule of Cool.
Bwahahah, would you believe it if I said that's the *exact* same thing I thought when I read it? It's definitely one of those awesomely kinky things. Kudos to your twisted, perverted mind. :3
Well, true. I already forgot what I wrote. .____.
I love DMC!!! And I soo agree!
Thank you! I quite enjoy my perverted mind as well. ^^
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I'm a bit slow, but I'm finally making a thread to answer ALL of the reviews I've received for the AFF Prompts. :]
Candy:
pittwitch - That's pretty much what I was going for! Glad you enjoyed!
Melrick - He's lucky only because he was smart and thought ahead. ^^
Fairy Slayer - Oh god, I can just imagine what they'd have to do to get it to be a commercial! XD And that was his plan since he knew how much she likes chocolate.
And thanks for the advice! I think the post changed the word itself because I went back and it was already changed.
Harvest:
pittwitch - That wasn't quite what I was going for, but I like the idea! I may have to invest in it in the future. ^^
Glad I could brighten up your day!
Apollo - It was mildly difficult, but I seem to have a knack for twitfics. :] That also wasn't quite what I was going for, but it was something ridiculously similar. I was thinking the guy was just insane and deranged and enjoyed killing. Not quite cunning enough for a mass suicide.
Fairy Slayer - I'm glad I got the point across! I was afraid I missed it slightly.
JayDee - I'm glad that's not my boss...*shudders* I wish you luck with that guy!
Shadow Knight - Thanks for the overall praise! I succeeded in a sense of foreboding! He wasn't so much evil as completely deranged and not in his right mind, but I can understand how that comes across.
Tradition:
DemonGoddess061 - Thank you! I thought it was too. ^^
Apollo - Thank you! I was hoping it came off as clever and not corny. Apparently I succeeded. :]
pittwitch - Thanks! I know they always get the blame. That's kind of what inspired this. =3
Fairy Slayer - XD Yeah, let's hope!
Aww, I'm sorry that happened to you! Thankfully nothing like that's happened to me. Of course, I've never blamed anything on the dog either...
ZipFlopOhMyGod - Glad I could give you a good excuse. :]
JayDee - I know, right?! I know I'd fight the kid for it myself! Glad you thought it was good! ^^
Shadow Knight - Thanks! I'm good at light and fluffy (and violence for some reason) so I'm glad I succeeded in getting my thoughts across! I just happen to be good at micro fiction. I don't know why...
Cornucopia:
Shadow Knight - I have a sick and twisted mind, that's my secret. ^^ I was just thinking that a cornucopia starts off small. How far would it go? That translated into the drabble. :3
kisakimiko - So would I! Or I'd knee him in the groin. It would depend on how vicious I was feeling. >D Thanks for the praise!
Apollo - That's EXACTLY where I wanted your mind to go! >D And yes, poor Dan, but James wouldn't force him to do anything he really didn't want to do. ^^
Fairy Slayer - It would depend on how much James could persuade him. ;] And no, James is secretly herding him. Dan's the type that needs to be persuaded into doing new, kinky things. Thanks for the compliment!
I'll try to add this to each chapter as I add more.
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Pen Name: Asexual Biped
Story link: The Cornucopia doesn't go there!
Type of fic: Drabble
Rating: Adult +
Fandom: Original
Pairing: N/A
Warnings: M/M, NoSex, ChallengeFic
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Depends on the woman. Usually the guy is smart enough not to try it on the intelligent, confident woman that radiates self-assurance. He goes for the scantly-clad one who's after his money or the shy one who was 'insecurity' written all over her face. In those, most of the time they do work.
And in a disturbing amount of cases, some of them work because they're twisted in some way that makes the woman feel coddled and pampered like a princess, with the underlying misogyny carefully swept under the rug.
That's a good point. I'm making a false assumption that most women are intelligent and logical. I forget that that's not the case.
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You'd be surprised. Some of them do veer straight into blatant asshole territory, but I have personally witnessed a surprisingly large number of those things myself.
Did they work on women?
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Heh, awesome.
I honestly forgot to ask him. We were having such a good time that the topic barely came up, but when it did, we talked about the guy he's chasing after, who plays coy and wages an innuendo war with him. To me, that's a bit frazzling, but there you have it: Something I hadn't said!
Thanks! That's good to know if I manage to put it in the story! :]
To sum up the long list below: Treating the guy the way a lot of women are still being treated today, like a fragile, overemotional flower that's only good at being pretty, being fucked and handling the lesser caretaking roles in the relationship and society.What I'm about to say does not preclude the fact that there might be men out there who find this 'romantic' instead of 'insulting' and actually like this treatment. Don't think it's universal, because it's likely not.
*saying 'dear, that activity is far too rough/harsh for you. You won't last a second there!'
* Possessiveness, as if the guy was so inept at life, he's merely an object that belongs (or SHOULD belong) to someone.
* Tying to the above, fighting over that person with someone else, completely disregarding the guy's thoughts about this 'competition.'
* Making decisions for him. Such as "He'll have the Merlot and the Caessar Salad." "But I don't drink." "Oh, don't be silly."
* Implying that any financial success they've had is due to good looks and/or willingness to put out. Example: "Nice apartment. Must've cost a fortune." "I suppose. But I'm Senior Manager at Squiddledoodlefuck Inc. so I can afford it." "Oh, look at that. Well, no wonder, with such a pretty face."
* Outright stating that there are things that they *shouldn't* do, for illogical reasons. It's very, very hard to apply this to men (Since the typical statement begins with "Women shouldn't..." and saying "Men shouldn't..." would be massively hypocritical), but with some work, some assholes can achieve anything. "Well, I don't think you should drive/work/learn how to defend yourself/play sports/do anything remotely manly." The principle of the matter is that the guy is implying that the other should be just a pretty decoration and that if they begin to do anything manly, their partner will be made redundant. Yes, this line of reasoning is fucked up. Yes, this could spawn a whole topic.
I think that's about it. You get the picture. Just think of all the stuff that gentlemen are supposed to do for women, or the way 'ladies should be treated' and you'll see what I mean.
The ones I left wouldn't be usable on WOMEN, let alone MEN(the possessiveness one may be an exception for some women). I know I'd personally beat down any man that tried to do these for/to me.
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