CloverReef

Congratulations.  
Job with animals… chef?    jk.
Hope you find it enjoyable and fulfilling.

Beautiful poem! Good job <3

If phones could talk… Well they can, evidently, but if they were sentient….
 

Thank you, everyone! I’m sure I’ll be whining when we start edits, but it’s exciting to get back on the horse, so to speak.
Of course, because this is a far more professional group, they want the second book to review, and are asking about the third book already. I’m flashing on the Oglaf comic about the muse...

If phones could talk… Well they can, evidently, but if they were sentient….
 

Wow, that’s horrible! It breaks my heart that someone could do that to writers, who often don’t make enough as it is. Fuck them. I hope they have to eat nutriloaf. I love that you’re picking yourself up despite them and putting yourself back out there. Rock on 

Your publisher was what?! Christ that’s quite the funk. 

A dating site leads to a dating site to a dating site. Some char goes so far down the rabbit hole that they end up in an alternate reality that’s just one big dating site. Like those 90s movies about video games… Brainscan? Pretty sure there was an ‘Are You Afraid of the Dark’ episode like that. Maybe even Goosebumps. 
BW said plotbunny – of course, I immediately went to horror references. What, there are other kinds of stories? Psssh.

That’s so fricking awesome! Them dazzling words of yours deserve to be spread… respread? Doubly spread! lol I just woke up so I dunno wtf I’m talking about, but I’m so happy for you! Congrats!

Done
 

Ha! You should put that in your sig. 

Arya!!!!!!!!!  

Oh my god! Has it started?!?!?! I’m so excited! Now I gotta stick my head in the sand to avoid spoilers until my brother takes pity on me! I think GoT season is the only time in which I regret ditching cable. 

Happy Independence Day! (Now, can we have our country back? I miss it...)

I haven’t actually celebrated canada day since I was sixteen. That was like… 15 years ago! I’m planning on going to the dinky smalltown fireworks tonight tho! They better have cotton candy because if they don’t, bitches gonna get cut. 

You flatterer you 

150? Canada doesn’t look a day over 100.

OMG congrats! My mom bought me a sambuca or whatever they’re called on my 18th birthday. Those shots with the flames? It was HORRIBLE! Omg I dunno how people can stand that stuff! But we should celebrate! Non-alcoholic sparkling cider for everyone!

Whereas I’ve resigned myself to my lopsidedness.

LOL that sounds so sad, DP. Run out in a crowded mall, drop your pants, and everyone just goes by totally oblivious. Ugh I hate that feeling!

Oh I'm always hoping my boobs aren't lopsided. 

It's definitely not just you...  Well, the boobs aspect, that's you...

And in the morning, you’ll look at the dragon prints, and wonder if anybody noticed….  or, that’s how my luck goes.

Oh thank god!

Oh, dear gods, that’s it exactly!