I think "Azalea" might have a problem with your choice in men there, Eve.
Marry: Dilton. He's just so cute and nerdy, and you know he'll start up some multibillion dollar company some day.
Date: Bam-Bam. I love a guy who can just throw you over his shoulder.
Dump: Fabio. There isn't enough room to list all the reasons why.
Well, I've been inspired... I'll go with the Archie theme.
Guys:
Archie
Reggie
Moose
Girls:
Betty
Veronica
Midge