Clockwork_Knight

Sadly, I have seen that one. I get a mental image of some one who has a can of silly string attached to their crotch So some one is being fucked by a staff with a snake head on it ? I think the Dollar Store carries it. That and Cream of Man soup If her ass is giggling then either she's an alein or theres a midgiet hidding in her ass

Yes people do really use those words and worse. I don't know why they think something that awful will turn any one but a mently challanged person on

More wonderfuly wrong words you do NOT want to see in a fic semen-strands (If your semen is stringy shouldn't you see a doctor? ) serpant cock Fuck the piss out of my ass (I was under the impression one's ass did not in fact contain urine. ) thick come juice dripping piss hole ( STD any one ?) Shooting white ribbons thick white mancum burning manrod cockseed globes ( Unless there are mountain ranges on it, an ass does not look like a globe.) cum soup ( EWWWWWWWWWW) rippling spasm climaxed rapture the giggle of her ass ( Giggling. Ass......I have no words.) The thud of his hips became a hum ( The goddamn washing machine is broken ! ) Cum Tsunami

Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Now I have that mental image in my head. Craving pussy So the cat wants something ? Or is it a disembodied vagina like off Tripping the Rift that’s hungry ?

Two gallons of cum Not even a bull has that much in them, some one is either Godzilla or has some really, really big balls Ass-dancing This brings up mental images of a bunch of asses dancing on a stage

I’m into strange kinks and my muses are into far worse ones but I would like to be able to eat a salad or anything with veggies in it and not see PETA add with some one getting on a veggie. Its not as bad a lot, well most furry writers calling a penis meat or meat stick. That brings up mental imagines of some one being fucked with sausage. Some more turn offs She was impaled like a red fruit Please, please stop useing the word "impaled". If I see some one else using his dick to impale some one, his name better be Vlad the Penis Impaler. And again with fruit.

Story: The Raven's Crime Fandom: Final Fantasy Nine Pairings: Mostly non sue OC and Zidane Warnings: non con sex, violence, abuse, AU, strong language, slavery, etc I’m looking for a beta who has at least some knowledge of the FF Nine universe and some knowledge of the characters. I need a beta who is proficient in grammar, spelling and dialogue. I’ve been out of the writing loop for a while and I’m starting to get back into it so my writing is not the best. Like my fics on FF.net, this one will contain dark elements and adult nature but nothing really over the top. I really do not need a cannon Nazi, pairing Nazi or a grammar Nazi. If any one can help I can be reached at AIM- Reltosfolly YIM- Wind-Voyager Or just PM\E Mail me

We all have those little pet peeves. The things you wont touch with a ten foot pole or just the things that annoy the piss right out of you. Mary Sue/ Gary Sue: Like most writers, do I even need to explain why I hate these ? It's one thing to make a well done Bad Fic involving sues but smashing the cannon character with a super sparkly sue makes me gag. God-modding\God mode- I’ve been in one to many RPG's with people like this, its extremely annoying. Seen a lot of fics like this too. The Characters are not puppets for the writer to yank the strings of, it makes the story hitch up and eventually grind to a screeching halt. People being magically transported into a fandom world- these are pretty much just a Mary Sue\Gary Sue fic. Annoying High School Fanfic- just plain annoy me Water Sports\Scat- No....just no. Not a fetish I’m willing to really touch unless its in character for it to happen and even then, ew. Adult Fics With Bondage in Them- but the writer has obviously done no research what so ever on bondage. There are some positions the human body is not meant to bend in. Not all characters enjoying being tied up. I admit I do enjoy writing bondage fics, often non con, but I do my research before hand. The Overuse\Misuse of a Writing Tools- like jealousy, suicide, angst and the like. I've seen one too many fic that has turned into a giant wrist cutting emo fest. Two Dimensional or Stereotypical Villain or Hero- This goes for RPGs as well as fics, their rather annoying and make for an uninteresting read Overused Romance Clichés- heartbreaks, unrealistic love triangles and the like. Their often over used and get rapidly annoying. Traumatizing Experiences-I do write\RPG these myself but I try not to fall into the pit trap of them. Its easy to use it as a crutch but it should really serve to shape a cha not give them something to lean on constantly. A traumatizing experience can make a character weaker or stronger, give him\her irrational fears not just come out of the blue and happen for no reason what so ever. The Constant Happy Fairy Tale Ending- See a lot of these, their often unrealistic. Not that I'm bad mouthing all happy endings. Its just that some fics have an ending that’s forced to be happy by behind and shaking the plot until its in knots. Life is not always a happy thing but its not always an emo fest either. Typical Bad Guy\Good Guy -stories \RPGs were there’s a very clear cut line between the good and evil. Human and even animal nature are not clear cut. Some of the best villains were not truly evil and the good guys were not so good. Rape fics- This is my biggest pet peeve. Don't get me wrong, I love a good non con fic. But their hard to come by. Most have the victim turn into a emo that jumps at being touched or sits in a corner crying all day. Not every one is a victim and some characters being raped really pisses them off. Even a very strong character can be worn down with rape and\or torture but it's not going to happen over night. Even if they get away or get rescued, realistically they will have all kinds of issues to deal for years. Everything from man hating to be leery of any kind of sexual contact. The being rapped then growing to like it makes me back out of the story. Play rape is one thing and its comes off as cheesy to me. The body may react to stimulation but that does not mean their enjoying it. Rape is a serious issue even if only when being written about in story so it should be realistic both when it happens and afterwards. No one is capable of going through rape or torture and coming out of it completely fine as though it never happened. It scars both physically and emotionally. Simile, because your day is about to get worse.

That brings up mental imagies of some one fucking cheese. Does not want.

I'm not a review whore but I do like getting reviews since I write in an underrated fandom. I really do NOT appreciate the Please Write More or the Post the Next Chapter Soon kind of reviews, They irritate the piss out of me. Flames I can ignore. Screaming fangirls I ignore since there’s no way humanly possible to beat any sense into them.

The only time I ever limit myself is in FF.net were you get flamed or whined at if you are too graphic or what not. That and I stay away from subjects that I have little interest in or away from kinks that gross me out like scat. Fanfiction is pretty much fics you write for yourself but you share them with others. Theresa nothing wrong with BDSM, I’m a bit into myself but I see too many fics were the writer has not done their research. There are some way the human body can not bend.

I'd love to see more hardcore non con of the het variety and I’m female. Well good non con and that’s hard to find. It often has the ‘victim’ end up falling in love with the rapist, the victim enjoying it or the victim turning into a giant emo that cringes at every shadow. The body may react to stimulation but that does not mean their enjoying it but that fact can be used to humiliate the character and shatter any pride they have. Even a very strong character can be worn down with rape and\or torture but it's not going to happen over night. Even if they get away or get rescued, realistically they will have all kinds of issues to deal for years. Everything from man hating to be leery of any kind of sexual contact.

Title says it all. What would you like to see more of in fanfiction ? I'd like to see more people who are not afraid to write about things that some people might consider offensive More fics that take place after the game or between games. The use of strong emotions like jealousy. Characters that become obsessive, lust, not love but lust. Any writer worth his\her Tidily Winks can write about love and romance but not many seem to be able to pull off Lust with out letting it sag into love. I’d like to see more villains that are not black and white but are more in the grey area. What drive them to be evil or do they even consider themselves evil in the first place ? I’d like to see more heroes that are not really heroes. Like a Paladin who has let it all go to his head and will punish any one for even the smallest petty crime but he sees every thing he is doing as good. More original characters that are not sues I'd like to see more originality not the same thing over and over and over again. I see a lot of stories that have originality in them but have very few reviews while the same rehashed stuff has several More writers who actually do their research into fetishes. I visit sites that sell bondage gear and even talk to some people who have a great deal of experience with it so I can write it better.

I want to see more FF nine fics. Its an unrated game that doesnt have much in the way of fics sadly. I'd love to see Kuja\Black Waltz Three. THeres no way it would be consintal, not with the way Kuja treats his Waltzes. The only thing simaler to it I've seen is a dam good one with Kuja and Black Waltz one. Hell I'd love to see Vivi \Black Waltz Three. Almost would feel sorry for poor Vivi getting caught by him.