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  1. I've looking everywhere for a co-writer to do an AU Transformers story with me and I am not having much luck. Probably because it’s so hard to find anyone who will even write transformers. I have been out of writing for a longtime and I have a LOT of plot bunnies and don't know what to do with them and I think it would be fun to have someone co-write a fic with me. That and it would help me get back into writing. The General Plot: The transformers turned human, both factions. No one currently knows why but they are all human with the expectation of the primitive transformers who will find themselves rather reduced in size unless they were already rather small. Despite the fact they may look human they will be tougher, stronger and far more resilient then a normal human. Watching them deal with everyday life will be entertainment in and of itself but I want to add some darker elements to it. The 'cons will still be around; an anti-Autobot group can be making Autobot\human refashions worse to name a few things I have a few bunnies running around and I am very open to more bunnies and ideas. I am not a shipper so I am also open to any pairings as well, what I have written here is just a basic idea of what is happening. What I am looking for: I am looking for someone who will work with me, someone who isn't afraid to make suggestions and has an open mind and is tolerant of head canon since I view strict canon as a straitjacket. You don't need to know everything there is about the series, just have at least basic knowledge of it and the characters. I'll handle characters that you are not familiar with. And be friendly, it's not as if I bite. I like suggestions and don't mind having someone to bounce ideas off of. I am not a newbie when it comes to smut and pretty much nothing scares me off, not non con, not bondage, not hard core dark goodness. I write almost nothing but m\m and have no issues with making human on Transformer smut. I have both YIM and AIM My Weakness: Beginnings, I always seem to have trouble coming up with a beginning Fandoms I Write in: Transforms Gen one and Transforms Bayverse.
  2. opened an umbrella up his ass jets of cum Mighty cannon sweet seed like golf balls shooting through a garden hose moisture pouring out between her legs rock hard, throbbing cock steaming slit teacup-sized breasts( How do you find out if some one has tea cup sized breasts ? Stuff them into a cup ?) drip with juices She washed over him ( Is she giving him a bath or is she a water elemental ? I can't tell ) slick and salty as an oyster. ( Eating raw oysters is like eating salty snot. Not sexy) cosmic eye-fuck cockrub warriors deep, dark, tight black hole of delight I am going to go scrub my brain now with Industrial Brain Bleach and write good non con porn
  3. Out of irrationality, she is human after all, she may want them exiled. Magus strikes me as a person who has been around the bush a few times, so to speak, so there won't be much that shocks him. He could be the voice of reason in all the chaos that is bound to break out.
  4. Bad fics are every where, Sue fics and self inserts off often get far more reviews then anything that some one has worked their ass off for. I've seen fics that had bad gramer, sentice structure and anatomy that was so off I coudlnt tell if they were fondling a woman or a toaster. Yet they still get glowing reviews. I have to really dig to find any fic in the fandoms I like to find a fic that has smut that is bearable to read but I like some story to go with my smut.
  5. Been a long time since I've seen that show, loved it. Might not be too much of a help but a lot of fantesy based fandoms\worlds see things like homosexuality, being in love with something that is not of the same species like Garnet and Zidane or Ed and Black Waltz Four. Or marriage to a non human and what not as taboo. Could you do something that might help soften the shock of it a bit ? I imagine she will not handle it as well if she found out via as a nasty shock, an adviser or something telling her what he saw or something similar. Gargoyles, like Black Waltz's and Genomes and many other fantasy races, are not human and do not have the same moral obligations as humans do. They might not have the same taboos either. I imagine, depending on how she finds out, may be offend, in shock, be angered. She may even want them to be exiled but the not ' human card' can be pulled out but still, she might not see it that way. If you want to throw a bit of a wrench in the works, maybe have some one who is in position to seize power see the act and use it against both the gargoyles and maybe even Princess Katherine.
  6. Bad\Sue Fics that get an insane amount of reviews. I know writing fanfiction is not all about the reviews but this is one peeve that pisses me off Rape as a simple throwaway plot device: I agree with Mythdefied on this. Rape and torture are often used as throw away plot devices to generate a emo character or worse, one that wants to be screwed by some one. In the same category is the ever irritating Growing To Like It, just becouse the body reacts to the stimulation does not mean the character enjoys being violated. Psychologically, in the long run when some one is mind fucked, tortured and raped, they may end up 'liking' it. And NO to the love cures it all bull shit. Lube-less anal sex: Owwwww. It does not work that way. Babies: Fucking babies that pop out of every damn where magically. And they seem to grow at an inhuman rate Love at First Sight: I can't stand love at first sight, lust, yes but not love. It's even worse when its two characters that rather kill each other or one that would rather kill the one or torment them rather then magically fall in love with them.
  7. Cockzilla Butt oink Man pussy Boy pussy nut-swing Rose-Gold Warrior Primed with battle-juice his phallic erection stated boldly Her orgasm left her shaken like a wet kitten labyrinth manly poker Man poker Woman poker fat sexual slug cunt gnomes bird's-nest Ejaculoid small perk
  8. Using words from a language you do not speak: Nothing like shoving broken badly done Japanese into any fic. Even better when its set in a world were Japanese does not even exist. Not using a Beta- I have to use a Beta, more then one. I am dyslexic like Silvyraven and I often get my tenses messed up. There are times even when my spell checker has no idea what the hell I am trying to type. They often catch things I do not. On the other hand there are some people who Beta that should NOT be Betas. FF.net is a place where you have to wade though the masses of bad Betas and wanna be’s to find any good ones that can actually to their job Sexual Orientation: I can't stand gender bending. Same goes for most Mepreg. The next time I hear some fangirl going on about having the baby coming OUT of a man's penis by coming through the urethra I will do us all a favor and tie them to the train tracks in the path of an oncoming train. Writing a story for the reviews/reviewers: I rarely do this myself. It hits on too many sore spots and generally rubs me the wrong after a reviewer contacted me over IM and pestered on me to no end trying to get me to write them a Yuri fic. At the time I refused to write Yuri since I was so bad at it and it was set in a universe that I had little knowledge of.
  9. Unfortunately a vast majority of fanfic readers do not understand that this is a hobby and will pester the piss right out of you for updates on stories. Or pester you to update\finsh old stories that you have stated rather clearly that you are NOT going to update. In my case its old stuff that is just plain bad. That and the fandom is over run with sues and screaming fangirls. Long ass author notes that take up most the page. Sues People who leave short crappy reviews like Mure Plsease, Update now, I like this, update please. They do spell it like that.
  10. Male writers and some female writers seem to have in their head that g-spot orgasms do happen spontaneously, there is a lot of bad fics to prove that. Or the Wham-Bam, Thank You M'am crap that happens in Yuri, straight and Yaoi fics. I can't stand the sad abundance of fake cock that seems to have taken over most yuri fandoms. Toys are nice but as my favorite OC says, " Goddamn it ! You have a tongue, use it !"
  11. Damn Twilight wanna be super sparkly vamps should meet up with the vamps from Ravenloft. They wouldnt stand a chance against a real vampire.
  12. I had to rewrite the first chapter at least six times before I was finally some what happy with it. I have to go back and edit some but at least I have the first chapter. Now I just have to get the second one out. I always seem to have trouble starting a fic or a chapter since I have so many ideas its hard to choose a starting point. Took me half the night to decide what I was going to use to start the fic with, something that will hopefully grab the readers attention. Poor Vivi. I'm so mean to him. But its fun to be mean to muses. It would be easier for me if I could keep all my ideas straight so they wouldn't crowd each other.
  13. FFIX - Kuja/Zidane Zidane/Garnet- Its cannon but I don't see Zidane, the proverbial wild child settle down for long. That boy just can't stay on one place for long before he wants to move and live his life. It’s just in his personality. If some one managed to force Zidane to stay in one place for too long it would start to kill him inside, sorry screaming fan girls. I just don’t see Zidane setting down. Steiner/Beatrix Black Waltz Three/Black Waltz Two Black Waltz Three\Kuja- not consensual on Kuja's part but I doubt he cares. After all, he does own the Waltzes weather they like it or not Zidane\Vivi Black Waltz Three\Vivi FFX Tidus/Yuna though the pairing seems to attract a LOT of bad smut Yuna/Lulu because I’m a pervert Seymour/Yuna for N/C FF7 Vincent\Reeve they balance each other out Rude\Reno Kadaj\Cloud for non con
  14. Any fandom and Twilight with its disgusting super sparkly vampires that have set the vampire fandom back at least half a centery.
  15. Title says it all. Its a problem that drive me right up the wall. I seem to be able to write most the latter chapters but can't seem to ever to come up with a beginning. When I do I often have to rewrite it no fewer then three or four times and even then I often rewrite it latter. I have the trouble in all my fics, adult and non adult. It drive me to sheer frustration at times. My current fic, A Midsumers Nightmare, has had its beginning rewritten at least three times so far and Im might redo it yet again. Not sure why its so hard for me to come up with a beginning or a starting place but I can easily write the latter chapters with no problem.
  16. I have the emotional standpoint down just fine since it pretty much non con and black mail, it's more the physical side
  17. This is a real first for me, I can write straight and yaoi just fine but I have never written Yuri before. I'm not huge on it but one of my OC is Bi and there is a chapter in a fic that is going to involve black mail from a female human noble of high standing that wants to sleep with her. I've never written Yuri before and I'm looking for some tips on it from some fellow writers that have written it. It's not going to be extremely graphic but still it will not be very pleasnt for my OC.
  18. My muses are NOT Pez sex dispensers. I'm sure I have covered this at least three times in my LJ. When any of my muses have been traumatized in a fic or Rp then there is pretty much no way in hell their having sex with some one willing for a long time. Its a peeve of mine to see any rape or torture fir reduce a strong willed character into a pile of quivering, screaming, crying at every shadow pile of goo. I like a good dark rape fic but the act itself is not as important as the after math and way too many authors, especially young ones, focus far too much on the act itself. More often then not the character turns into the stereotypical emo. Underused and overused plot hooks, nothing like reading the same over used crap over and over and over again. Things like jealousy, blackmail and lust are often underused or badly done while sappy romance is over done.
  19. This plauges FF.net like most people could not belive. I've seen plenty of good fics that are ignored, snarked at, flamed and worse becouse the fic is realsitc or doesnt squish characters that would never go together. SUe fics, self inserts, OOC and what not get far more reviews then the better fics. Why ? I dont know. Maybe some one should start a poll or something to find out.
  20. I can imagine that most carnivorous anthros would view lesser species as a source of prey not as something to fuck the brains out of constantly as most furry writers would have us believe. What about complete non humans, creatures that have little to no human though process like my Mimic. Its a shape stealing changing that sees sex as a joke. It has no means or need to biologically reproduce, it just creates mini versions of itself by budding as long as it has an abundant food source. It like to dissolve its items from the inside out. Children, given how vulnerable they are, is it’s favorite source of prey. It has no qualms about picking a baby off any more then a hungry tiger or other predatory would.
  21. My stomach of steel came from dealing with all manner of bullshit from Role Playing. I've seen all kinds of things that would make most people gouge their eyes out. I have a habit of avoiding most bad fanfics but there is always ones that start off pretty good only to end up with a really bad rape scene or a ' that doesn’t go there' kind of thing.' I can't stand bad rape scenes, its a pet peeve of mine. Nothing traumatic like that should ever be taken lightly even if it fictional. No one wants a dick shoved so far up them its in their womb and just because the body reacts to stimulus doesn’t mean their enjoying it. A lot of the times some one won't get a hard on because it hurts to have something shoved up their ass with no to little prep.
  22. That’s the way screaming fangirls are. I can't even try to imagine squeezing a HUMAN baby out my piss hole and I’m female. Just no. If he didn't die from the pain, blood lose or trauma then he won't even have a dick. In the fic the baby CAME out of his penis. It Came out. And some how, just some how in the magical world it worked. I was too busy scrubbing my brain with Industrial Strength Brain Bleach to even consider reading more. I see nothing cute or erotic about giving birth to a screaming, wet, pink blood covered thing out a hole the size of a lemon, or in the case of MPREG, much smaller. Maybe the girls that write that stuff have issues with wanting a baby or something
  23. Fics with Japanese names or words shoved in where they don't belong in the first place. I see this in RPs as well and its irritating as all hell. Giving an OC a Japanese name just because it sounds cool isn’t' going to float. Non human characters that are shown behaving in entirely human ways. Give an anthro tiger human intelligence but make it behave as if it was entirely human is irritating. It's going to behave like a predator. Black Waltzes are not going to behave like humans, they are by nature aloof, predatory and powerful. They lack many human morals and ways of thinking. Same goes for elves or any non human race or character. It just irritates the piss right out of me. Fics that a OC and CC meet, fall in love, settle down and worse completely ignore all cannon martial. It's as bad as when a screaming fangirl forces a sue OC with the CC.
  24. Last I checked in an anatomy book, babies do NOT come out of human buttholes. Or penis. Yes, I said penis. I've seen a few fic that had a full term baby come magically out of the poor bastards urethra. All I say is OWWWWWWW. The thing that catches me the most on MPREG is where is the baby growing ? The human male pelvis is not designed for a baby to get past in more then likely it will get stuck Same goes for males magicly having a vagina for no reason other then the writer is a screaming fangirl.
  25. Reminds me of all the crap I'm going through at FF.net with my old IY fics. I have no interest what so ever to finish them. Their old and badly written, by no means even remotely prime examples of my craptastic skills that have gotten better. I made a lot of noob mistakes and didn't take certain things as serious as i should have, just throwing them into the plot for the shock value. I've had more then a few reviewers act like royal twats over it when I put up a notice on my profile that the IY fics are on a permanent hiatus. When I blocked their PM's on FF.net because they were being assholes over it, pretty much the Finish It Now Or Your Bad Writer thing, they started to E mail me. I stopped writting IY because of sevral things, mostly because of the Drama Lamas, Screaming Fangirls and abrasive to down right abusive revwiers. The drama seems to be unique to the IY, YGO and HP and now Twilight. My Final Fantasy Nine fics have recived no drama over them.
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