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Having lunch at McDonald’s today with mum, and the young, attractive teen-aged girl at the counter was happy and smiley and giggly while serving me, and was checking me out the whole time we were there, constantly. And this isn’t the first time I’ve noticed teen-aged girls checking me out, and they’re always attractive. And I’m always puzzled! Why the hell would an attractive teen-aged girl check out a 40 year old man, 45 as I am now? And there is definitely no mistaking it for what it is. I guess I should be more flattered than confused, but confused is much more accurate. Girls are confusing!

Happy Mother’s Day, from my lair to yours!