dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 Because it gets the little bits of whatever out. Why can't the little bits stay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest echtrae Report post Posted May 16, 2007 Because they are unwelcome. Who's next? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redsliver 2 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 Hopefully someone with caffeine. Why must I be addicted to caffeine and allergic to coffee? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest echtrae Report post Posted May 16, 2007 Because the universe has a twisted sense of humor. Or were you looking for something a bit more existential? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 No, cruel twisted universe works for me. Why can't babies sleep through the night right away? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoryJunkie 4 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 Their stomachs are small, and they have only a liquid diet. Fortunately they grow 3 times their birth weight in 6 months, so in a 24 hr period, they actually do sleep alot. Maybe they're related to cats. Um. Then they start making strange and then after that they're teething, so the no sleep part is okay. just sleep when they sleep...Oh, have I rambled? Ah, young souls are so sweet.... Why is that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 Because they haven't built up all the gunk most people carry on their souls yet. Should they make some kind of cleaner for soul gunk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonhart29 6 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 I think they should. Will someone please send me some when it comes out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 Absolutely. Do we have to wait for the FDA to approve it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quamp 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 These days, FDA approval does not guarantee that it's safe. So how can we guarantee that it would be safe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonhart29 6 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 Can we call for volunteers from the growing list of Darwin Award honorable mentions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 That works. No one will miss them, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonhart29 6 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 The only thing we'll miss is the hilarity that comes from their award winning stupidity. Does that make me a bad person if I laugh at others deaths - no matter how silly they are? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 No, it makes you one of the surviving fit ones. Is survival of the fittest the best way to go? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest echtrae Report post Posted May 17, 2007 It is if you are one of the survivors. What's the deal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 Its when someone give everyone a bunch of cards to play with. Was that what you meant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest echtrae Report post Posted May 17, 2007 Not exactly, but it'll work for now. How close is close enough? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. Why am I starting to sound like my mother? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest echtrae Report post Posted May 17, 2007 Because it is a popular saying. What about thermonuclear devices? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 They count too. Are you planning to use one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest echtrae Report post Posted May 17, 2007 Maybe.... Would it be wrong to use it on unsuspecting people? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dazzledfirestar 1 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 Well, if they suspect it, won't they move? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quamp 0 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 I would, but I think those Darwin nominees won't. Is that a good thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonhart29 6 Report post Posted May 18, 2007 It could be - but then what would we do for entertainment? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoryJunkie 4 Report post Posted May 18, 2007 ONe can only hope I'd opt for the spanking, though. Can't hardly miss with that method. How bout you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
