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The Outrageous Claim Thread

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You make an outrageous claim, e.g.

"I punched Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in the face!"

The next person outdoes that claim and starts a new one of their own:

"Oh, yeah? Well I AM Britney Spears and Paris Hilton!

I ate a whole sheep for breakfast!"

And so on.

GO!

"I can bake a cake in 30 seconds!"

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Well, I can waltz around the rings of Saturn. Lovely view. You should try it.

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Well, I've sunbathed on Mercury. You should see my tan!

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I have single handedly solved the problem of global warming. I parked my car, turned off the stove, and opened the refrigerator door. I'll get around to the ozone layer tomorrow.

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I invented bubblegum that does not stick to hair or the underside of furniture. Plus, it can be recycled to make rocket fuel.

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I built a working stealth bomber out of Legos and used T.V. dinner trays. It's currently cruising somewhere over Afghanistan.

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Not the Holy Hand Grenade! Aargh!

How dare you! It was I who invented All That's Holy. You have blasphemed!

**crosses fingers and hopes not to be struck by lightning**

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Well I sneezed and created the universe. So every time you go swimming at the beach you're swimming in my heavenly snot.

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Yeah right and I'm your Honey!

I created PORN!

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YEAH???? Well not only did I create porn, I am the king pin behind the whole industry!!!!!!!!!    :devil:

I won a 300 billion dollar lottery! whip.gif

I hope I did that right....

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Yeah, well I'm the world's greatest counterfeiter. I'm flooding the world market with fake money that has nude pictures of Gambit, Beast Boy, and Nightcrawler on them. drool.gif

Wolverine, Robin, and Aqualad will be on the quarter, dime, and nickel respectively, as soon as I finish engraving the proofs that is. cool.gif

Enjoy cashing in that check!

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I captured the Tidy Bowl man. I will be exhibiting him as the star attraction in my own traveling circus along with Bigfoot and El Chupacabra. Tickets on sale now!

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