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... I'm sure nobody would believe me if I told them about it.

If I were the site of a historical battle...

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I'd be covered in the blood of 300 Spartans.

If I were an overly referenced movie...

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It'd be working by now!

If I were the latest Harry Potter book...

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I wouldn't know how to take my bloody time while writing and just wait another 6 months to put out the TWO MOST IMPORTANT BOOKS IN MY SERIES.

If I were bitter...

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I'd send J. K. Rowling a very angry letter.

If I were a Bratty! Angsty! Marty Stu...

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There'd be a kitten in the blender.

If I were raised to be murdered...

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