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I'd pass out contemplating going for the sixth.

If I were making out with a Demon...

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I'd be a Demon

If I were a cigarette...

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I'd never finish this sentence.

If I were J.K. Rowling...

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I'd be drawn to discharge at the high places.

If I were a potted plant...

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I'd be bad.

If I were a cofee machine ...

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I'd be able to offer everyone fresh, hot, steamy...coffee.

If I were a straight jacket...

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I'd blow you...off.

If I were a red stilleto shoe...

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I'd squick with every step.

If I were a Penis Pump...

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You and I would scare the hell out of my husband.

If I were a cordial cherry...

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I'd get busted.

If I were a yellow Corvette...

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I'd paint you Candy Apple Red.

If I were a candy apple...

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... I'd be sugar coated.

If I were a machine gun...

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I'd be a damsel in need of rescuing. blush.gif

If I were a pair of handcuffs....

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