dazzledfirestar Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 I'd be BC, because they have the good drugs and a coastline. If I were a telephone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 I'd be hanging up on myself. If I were a rock star.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 I would have crashed and burned by now. If I were a pilot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 I'd be wondering why the ground decided to rise up to meet me. If I were sane... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 I wouldn't be wearing this cool tin foil hat! If I were an alien... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 I'd do your landscaping for less than minimum wage. If I were an extra-terrestrial... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 I would certainly not be giving trailer trash anal probes. If I were trailer trash... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 I'd stand outside my trailer in a thunderstorm in the hopes that a tornado would come by and do $10,000 worth of improvements. If I were a wizard ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I'd magic away women's clothes. If I were underwear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I'd be lonely in the undie drawer. If I were panty hose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 ... I'd be the ones with runs in them. If I were a a patch of grass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I'd have a mushroom problem. If I were a hat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I'd be on the head of an asshole who wears me backwards. If I were a can of Dr Pepper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I'd be down my own throat as fast as possible. If I were a broom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I'd be between a Quidich (?) player's ass cheeks and loving it. If I were an angel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I'd be getting nasty with a lil devil! If I were a werewolf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I'd be howling at the moon and looking for a cute German Shepard to play with. If I were a video game.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I would be impossible to figure out. If I were a Mario Brother... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I'd have plumber's crack and use it as a secret weapon. If I were a TV show.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 I'd be cancelled. If I were a scarf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 I'd be around Draco Malfoy's neck. If I were a pen and paper.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 I'd be a bunch of doodles. If I were an InuYasha fic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 I'd have to know something about InuYasha. If I were an animator... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 I'd raise the dead. (Sorry, Anita Blake reference.) If I was prince(ss) big shot, know-it-all, boss of the world.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 I'd hire J.K. Rowling to write my fics for me. If I were J.K. Rowling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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