Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi

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Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi

The rules are simple. Person "A" sets up a situation where person "B" is a particular "thing" and person "B" must state what they would/wouldn't do if they were indeed that "thing," they "B" sets up another situation.

A: If I were an Evil Over Lord...

B: I would not monologue to the hero about my ultimate plan just before killing him.

If I were a bee...

And it should continue like that.

Since I'm first, I'll start:

If I were a werewolf...

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Guest Adara

I would start the underground Asshat slapping parties.

If I were an Asshat...

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Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi

I'd be slapped by Adara.

If I were a blender...

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I'd blend in with the masses, hehe!

If I were a traffic light...

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Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi

I'd get lazy and cause a crash intersection.

If I were an XBox...

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Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi

I'd get my owner stabbed.

If I were a bottle of water...

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Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi

I'd mandate international Asshat Slapping Day.

If I were a kitten...

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Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi

I would invent the ultimate retard dispensing machine.

If I were a zombie...

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Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi

I'd clamp onto an asshats cock.

If I were a cock...

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Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi

I'd slap my ho's for the hell of it.

If I were a whore...

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