Leonhart29 Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Because apes shit a lot. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Because they eat a lot. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Because they are compensating for their lack of a sex life. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Because there aren't any female suited apes. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Because they've evolved. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Because they were basically intelligent. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Because they didn't like the tails, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Because they got in the way when they squatted to take a pee. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Because the tails wouldn't curl away from the body. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Because they hadn't figured out how to control them. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Because they never really tried to learn. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Because they were too busy putting on their lipstick. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Because their mothers told them they could get anything they wanted if they just put on a little lipstick. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Becaue their mothers were behind the times. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Because their mothers were from the previous generation. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Becausethe previous generation gives birth to the next. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Because we measure time in a linear fashion. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Because time is stuck in a linear rut. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Because humans can't think in a non-linear way when it comes to time. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Because humans are more comfortable thinking in a straight line of thought. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Because they aren't taught to think any other way in school. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Because it's easier to control others if they are in line. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Because they're easier to find that way. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardykitty Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 because they all think the same...why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Because they've been conditioned not to have thoughts of their own. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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