dazzledfirestar Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Did you know that lightning is caused by birds that smoke? Well, by the tail, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 How would you catch a cold? Not in this lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 So are you giving up your Final Fantasy VIII fandom? It's a whole new way to think about that fandom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 What was your fist thought when you stumbled upon porn about your favorite fandom? Great pendulous boobies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Wow, you started a rock-band! What is it called? Yes, after you do it five times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Do you ever get the hang of making your own lube? Hit yourself in the head with a wooden plank and then it'll be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Is there a special way to read AFF Humor Section? "Do you ever get the hang of making your own lube?" a good one! It was my evil twin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Who did you take to prom? Awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 How does it feel - wearing such tight jeans? It's a family recipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Why does this drink taste like latex? Make them colorful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 How am I going to get teens to use these condoms? I just wasn't thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 How do you explain getting caught naked in the police station? Everyone else is doing it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Why are you standing in the door way naked accept for your underwear on your head? I swear that he asked me to do it and enjoyed every minute of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Did you really spray quamp with the hose? Its too hot for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 So, you still got snow up there in Canada now? (Hey it gets hot here in Texas. Just come on down here during the summer if you don't believe me.) Her inner child definitely needs a time out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Why is it that Leon's throwing rotten fruit at you? (quamp, its 35C here right now. Texas isn't the only place that gets hot.) Do what you've got to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Is it right to buy a Chrysler? Only if you recognise where its from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Is this fish safe to eat? It's great if you give it a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Why are you wearing that strap-on? Yellow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Red, what was your safe word again? Purpleish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 How did I look when you finish? Well that's going to hurt come winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 What color would Rudolf Red Nosed Raindeer's nose be after he drinks a bottle of Tequilla? No fair, you are posting too fast; the question above is for "purpleish" Er, I gave him that bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Does like break look bad to you? That needs some penicillin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Hey baby, like what you see? Intra-venously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 How do you take your vodka? Concentrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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