Yep. Constantly. Thank god for those vacations in which friends & family go out of town, leaving me alone to do whatever the hell I want.
Ever trick someone into buying you booze?
Guilty. One time playing Secret Santa... where I forgot to buy a present. Luckily, the person I gave the present to didn't seem to notice XD
Ever felt like you were just begging for attention?
Guilty. Whenever I feel like beating someone up, I also feel like bludgeoning them with whatever blunt object happens to be close by.
Ever dreamt you made out with the most beautiful girl/guy you've ever seen, but when you wake up, you no longer remember Her/his face?
Ermm... not sure... does walking around naked while humming counts? I'm going to go with Guilty.
Ever felt like somebody just drained your will to live?
Not guilty, but a cousin of mine did... turns out it depends on how much of a klutz the cat is (or isn't)
Ever suddenly miss an ex you broke up with a really long time ago?
Not guilty... My girlfriend didn't want to, and I doubt that a video of me masturbating would be attractive to anyone.
Ever wish you could transform into a cat?
:jaw:
I'm Terribly sorry Calanthee, I didn't know she was talking about you. U^_^
Well, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, so to avoid putting my foot in my mouth (again), I think I'm going to pass on this one.
Probably because he's more annoying than a high-pitched barking chihuahua waking you up at 4 am. (wait a sec... who's Cal, anyway?)
Why do I enjoy my ex's misery so much?
Probably the same reason why God won't speak to me since I began taking pills to treat my schizophrenia...
Why is it that when you want to see a mime (so you can punch the crap out of it), there's not one to be found?