Melrick

So, just when I think things are settling down, and life is beginning to approach normal once more, my car decides to die. This is not simply a case of spending a week with its favorite mechanic. Oh, no. This is a case of the computer no longer talking to any of its sensors, resulting in a very large paperweight that looks quite a bit like a Jeep. 

The daft one and I are going car shopping tomorrow. Hide the whiskey...

Happy birthday!    
‘Tis also my daft one’s birthday, just to stretch that coincidental thing a bit further.

A very happy birthday to @foeofthelance and hoping this year brings lots of good things for you! See you at Ren Faire, lad, and I’ll stand you a mead!    

Sending birthday wishes to my darling @pippychick and wishing you all the very best for this year, and all the years to come. Love you!    

So, the paternal unit has turned 69, and after two weeks of careful consideration I have decided to spend the rest of the year sniggering. He does not think it’s that funny...

Wishing the very happiest birthday ever to my sweet Neko-baby, WillowDarkling! I hope this year brings dreams come true, love!     

How y’all doing you lovely smutmuffins? 

The happiest of birthdays to @Melrick, and hoping this year brings nothing but good things for you!    

Got my first jab today. Been about an hour, and so far no signs of zombie-ism… And I so want to add a joke about my 5G reception right here, but maybe I shouldn’t… 

Wishing the very happiest of birthdays to my dear Pittwitch! Love you!      

Mum got her first covid vaccine shot today.  I mean, things aren’t exactly troublesome down here, but it’s still definitely nice to have.

Mum got her first covid vaccine shot today.  I mean, things aren’t exactly troublesome down here, but it’s still definitely nice to have.

Mum got her first covid vaccine shot today.  I mean, things aren’t exactly troublesome down here, but it’s still definitely nice to have.

@Melrick and @BronxWench

Around this time last year, we were dealing with devastating fires and serious water restrictions.  Now we’re having record rainfalls and devastating floods.  At least you can’t say we don’t have variety in Australia!

Around this time last year, we were dealing with devastating fires and serious water restrictions.  Now we’re having record rainfalls and devastating floods.  At least you can’t say we don’t have variety in Australia!

Around this time last year, we were dealing with devastating fires and serious water restrictions.  Now we’re having record rainfalls and devastating floods.  At least you can’t say we don’t have variety in Australia!

Around this time last year, we were dealing with devastating fires and serious water restrictions.  Now we’re having record rainfalls and devastating floods.  At least you can’t say we don’t have variety in Australia!

Around this time last year, we were dealing with devastating fires and serious water restrictions.  Now we’re having record rainfalls and devastating floods.  At least you can’t say we don’t have variety in Australia!

Lately, I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly on TV shows) misusing the expression “Divide and conquer.” This phrase does NOT mean “Split up to tackle separate tasks.” It means “Separate your enemies from one another so you can more easily overpower them.”

Every member of Congress who has been humoring Trump about his election loss for the past 2 months had a hand in what happened today.
I have spoken.

Happy New Year, everyone. Hope 2021 will bring you joy, love and happiness. 

Merry Christmas, fictional friends!

Happy Holidays, everyone, however you celebrate the season. Be safe, and may the new year bring you hope, love and joy. 

Happiest of birthdays to my dearest Pooh, @BronxWench .     Love you, my favourite dragon, and I hope the day will be full of joy and great food, and hilarity, and no more snow