Rick_Andrew

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  1. I can pop balloons with my whiskers !   *

     

    • Growing up, my son really thought I could—actually my stunt had involved a leetle bitty sharp pencil hidden in my hand.  ** By the way, never blow up an overinflated balloon that close to your face, unless you’ve given thought to the fact you are popping a balloon really, really close to your face and are sure you want to do that.

  2. > “Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?”

     

    Hmmm.
    He slicks his froggy hair back, gets a manager, goes on a promotion tour and takes up playing the guitar ?

     

    No ? Sorry, just a quick guess !   


  3. Sprays that vibrator with Lysol - mottles with auburn, stone, and brown spray paints to look like my neighbor's squirrel corn; blends it into neighbor's autumn door wreath wondering when he'll notice   – –  

    chuck my icky ol’ Jed-Clampett-lookin black trilby hat