I Am...

[Guest Agaib]

I am being informed that the forum game jail involves lots of naughty consequences for behaving badly

[polywolly]

I am, after all this time, still the highest poster of all.

I am ashamed that I could not resist the urge to point that out.

I am quite sure that forum game jail would be a fun place to be.

I am assuming there would be ongoing discussions of things in alphabetical order, several people counting to infinity, and at least one person making other people finish their sentences.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am now filled with a vision of some BIG SCARY person standing over my shoulder going, "Finish my sentence, bitch! Finish it now!"

[polywolly]

I am proud of Melody for avoiding forum game jail.

I am professing to Melody my willingness to post her naughty point bond should she ever be incarcerated.

I am also more than willing to smuggle in cigarettes, candy, or fanfiction should she be held without bond.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am suggesting Polywolly be promoted to saint.

I also am willing to post naughty point bail to Poly, should she ever need it.

I am grateful to have someone like Poly on my side. *sniff*

[polywolly]

I am grateful for Melody's support as well. *sniffle*

I am glad we can band together against the injustices of forum law.

I am hungry.

I am sad my train of thought derailed such as it did just then.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am glad I'm not alone in this cold, harsh, cruel, forum world.

I am thinking it's way too hot outside.

I am wishing I had some cake. (Godawful craving!)

[polywolly]

I am now sharing the cake craving. (Damned power of suggestion!)

I am going to force myself to go to bed in 19 minutes.

I am praying I listen to myself or I'm going to be VERY tired come morning.

I am down to 18 minutes...

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am wondering if Polywolly made it to bed on time.

I am still living a life without cake.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am in the same cake boat as Melody

I am sorry I seemed to miss all the fun last night!

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am telling Dazz I also must have missed out on the fun.

I am upset with myself for being so lazy that I didn't go to the store to buy cake mix.

I am seeing a bleak, cakeless, night ahead of me.

[polywolly]

I am hoping Melody found some cake.

I am unfortunately cakeless as well.

I am avoiding working on a chapter because I'm sleepy and tend to edit moronically when sleepy. "No, walked. No, strolled. No, walked. No..."

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am appreciating Poly's hope for my cakeless night.

However...

I am still cakeless.

I am trying not to dispare.

[polywolly]

I am willing cake to Melody.

I am wondering if it will work because I have a few things I'd like to will my way as well.

[Guest Agaib]

I am suffering some sort of stomach problems

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am hoping Agaib feels better soon.

I am hoping Agaib does't think my concerns for his health only spring from a desire to have him update his story again.

I am still cakeless. And still rather depressed about that.

[Guest Agaib]

I am actually feeling better

I am very pleased about the review Melody Fate gave to My story

I am proud of myself for having discovered an effective tool to use against writers block

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am glad Agaib is feeling better.

I am also glad Agaib liked the review I gave him.

I am ready to beg Agaib to tell me what his secret tool against writers block is

[Guest Agaib]

I am thinking that the tool may not work for everyone

I am aware that I write My stories in a very different way than most

I am going to tell you that My stories actually come from text conversations between Me and My girlfriend

I am aware that it is much easier for Me to carry a story to the end during a text conversation

I am aware that because I end up with the text conversation on a word file all I have to do is convert it into a narrative

I am thinking that this is a hard thing to explain when everything has to start with an "I am"

[dazzledfirestar]

I am thinking that the "I am" game is always harder than it seemed at the beginning.

I am avoiding doing anything productive.

I am in the grip of a horrible writer's block monster

I am thinking I might need a new chocolate covered superhero to save me from the monster.

[Guest Agaib]

I am noting the high similarity between the "I am" game and the "I am no longer allowed to" game.

[dazzledfirestar]

i am noticing that as well... but the "I am no longer allowed to..." game is a bit more....

I am looking for the right word...

I am thinking it is outragous

[Guest Agaib]

I am thinking that specific is a better word

[dazzledfirestar]

I am thinking specific also works.

I am having an awfully hard time typing

I am not drunk.

[Guest Agaib]

I am not drunk either

I am getting a regular urge to nap around five every day