Akakiru Posted Sunday at 07:17 PM Report Posted Sunday at 07:17 PM (edited) This idea has been in my head for a while, but I've only just started writing smut well when I published this chapter. Anyway, the inspiration came from a line from Chamber of Secrets. "Oh Harry, if you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet." Now, before I continue, I just mentioned 'toilet'. Let me be clear: I don't want any shitting kinks. Anyway, so after that, Harry jumps down into the chamber, kills the basilisk, destroys the Horcrux, and saves Ginny, but is too late to be saved from the basilisk venom. He dies, sees the bright light, is carried away by death, or whatever you want to do. But before he can join them, he feels something tugging him back down to earth. He wakes up on Earth as a ghost. Death tells him that something is keeping him from ascending. You could either say it's Myrtle's promise, Voldemort's Horcrux, or some kind of subconscious desire to stay alive. Anyway, so Harry has already seen how much fun ghost life is, like thanks to Nick's death day party, and decides if he's gonna be doomed to wander the halls of Hogwarts for all eternity, he might as well have some fun. So he goes back up to fuck Myrtle. And now the school not only has to deal with a moaning, crying ghost and all the others but two other ghosts who spend all day, every day fucking non-stop. This would be funny to add some character interactions like Dumbledore tries to get Harry to stop, and he just says you should have tried harder to save the school. Then they try Snape, McGonagall, Hermione, and Ron. To be honest, Ron and Hermione don't really mind. They try bringing in the Dursleys, but of course, that doesn't work, and it gives Harry an excellent chance to mock them without repercussions. And they finally try an exorcist, but Harry really, really doesn't want to stop. Eventually, the school decides to use silencing charms to at least stop the noise, but eventually, Harry realizes and convinces Myrtle to fuck in one of Hermione and Ron's classes, who again don't mind, but everyone else does. In summary, it's really just about two ghosts fucking non-stop. How do the characters react? People who love it: - Hermione - Ron - Neville - All the ghosts - Colin Creevy - Ginny - Fred - George - And Draco, secretly. People who hate it: - All the staff - Hermione's parents - Ron's parents - The Dursleys - Slytherin Edited Sunday at 08:42 PM by Akakiru Quote
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