Choji and the Giant Chicken

[Guest Peter's Anime Phase]

-Another Crack fic challenge I came up with rewatching some old Family Guy Episodes: 

*Plot: Naruto has run out of money and Ichiraku can’t afford to let him get anymore on his tab, so Teuchi comes up with an idea for Naruto to drum up some more business for him, Naruto tries a couple of things but they all fail so Teuchi decides to just let Naruto give out some old coupons while dressed like a chicken to advertise their new special chicken ramen. Teuchi has to leave the village to pick up supplies so he leaves his daughter in charge but forgets to tell her about the coupons, Naruto finds the chicken costume that Teuchi was talking about but it’s old and stinks so he just decides to transform into a giant yellow chicken instead. Choji is walking down the street when he sees a giant chicken handing out coupons, seeing that it’s for food he takes one and then eats thirty bowls of the chicken ramen, only to be told by Ayame that the coupon is invalid, enraged Choji launches himself through the window at the giant chicken and starts punching him only for the chicken to fight back. Their scuffle leads them to fight throughout the whole of Konoha; civilian houses, training grounds, clan compounds, even the Hokage's office, eventually out to the Valley of the End and into the land of Sound and into one of Orochimaru’s secret bases. Choji punches the chicken into a giant vat filled with green fluid that makes it go feral and the giant chicken to fuck choji with his giant cock.

 

-Up next; Choji and the- Oh My God That’s Not Your Leg!

[Akakiru]

On 11/28/2022 at 8:52 PM, Guest Peter's Anime Phase said:

the giant chicken to fuck choji with his giant cock

How would a chicken cock even look like??

[Guest Peter's Anime Phase]

Huh good point, hadn’t even thought about that, no clue what one looks like, could just say that Naruto doesn’t know either so he just kept his own when he did the transformation just hidden under all the feathers. Other options could be using a chicken cock if anyone actually knows what it looks like or the green fluid in Orochimaru’s base just makes Naruto’s cock revert to normal.

[Akakiru]

10 hours ago, Guest Peter's Anime Phase said:

Other options could be using a chicken cock if anyone actually knows what it looks like or the green fluid in Orochimaru’s base just makes Naruto’s cock revert to normal.

Google Duck Cock, that one could work