Super Smash Substitute

[Guest smashy_smashy]

All the Smashers have gone back to their homes to do their normal things. Unfortunately, instead of that, Mario, Luigi, Pit, and Dark Pit wound up going off to do something else. Maybe going on some other kind of vacation. Point is, the heroes of their games and the backups are all not around to do things.

What this means for Peach and Palutena is that they have to find a substitute to do whatever thing needs done. So they look to their fellow Smashers. Fortunately, there's one that is perfectly suited to both their needs: experienced going through monster-filled dungeons to save a princess AND the chosen hero of a goddess. Plus it's a chance to see how much of Zelda's constant bragging about Link is actually true. So they send out a message, transportation is arranged (possibly hitching a ride on Samus's ship), and Link goes and fills in for Mario and Pit.

And when all is said and done, they realize something. Mario is squat, overweight, and his mustache. Pit is basically a kid. But Link is a hero in his prime, tall, handsome, well-built, and with just the right amount of deference to them. So they decide they want a piece of the hero of Hyrule.

Zelda is clingy and jealous, insisting that Link is HER hero and using Shiek as a way of being close to him. Peach becomes even nicer, making him cakes frequently, and her butt bumps are much less violent. Palutena keeps trying to convert him, offering all the blessings she can.

Meanwhile, Samus, Wii Fit Trainer, and Rosalina laugh as they know that Link won't get any kind of hint more subtle than shoving a hand in his pants, because they've all done it.