The "I am so hot" game

[Shinju]

Just answer this simple question: "How hot are you???"

Example: "I am soooo hot, I once looked at an ice cube and it melted."

Your turn.

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot, I live in the Netherlands and I got a sunburn before summer started >_>

That didn't make any sense but it doesn't matter, I'm not hot >_>

[Shinju]

^^ But you got a sunburn, in the Netherlands, before summer started.

I am so hot, my nipples shoot out laser beams.

[Guest Zyx]

I'm so hot I live in the netherlands and I'm burning alive... Wasn't my assfaced country supposed to be cold???

no, srsly:

I'm so hot I melt the earth I walk upon, and thus sink.

[Shinju]

I'm so hot I melt the earth I walk upon, and thus sink.

XD

I am so hot, they use lava to try to cool me down a few degrees.

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot, like srsly: I am SO hot!!! xD

[Shinju]

I don't feel hot today, I just ate cheesecake.

But here it goes anyways:

I am so hot, I accidentally killed Iceman when we tried to have sex.

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot, I want to post something naughty here...

[Shinju]

I am so hot, every time I come home from a hard day of being me, I have to ice my booty because so many people have pinched it.

[Guest Skiler]

I'm so hot, I caused globle warming

[Shinju]

^^ you polluting bastard!!!

I am so hot, I come with a warning label.

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot, if I were an elemental: I'd be superheated plasma

[Shinju]

I am so hot, I have to wear sunglasses to prevent my smoldering gaze from causing people to spontaneously combust.

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot: I get sunfreeze

[Shinju]

I'm so hot, when it rains I start to sizzle.

[maidenhair]

I'm so hot, even the sun gets jealous.

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot, I could give someone spanking burns

[maidenhair]

I'm so hot, I make the Sahara Desert sweat.

[Guest Zyx]

I'm so hot it seems cold again

[Shinju]

I'm so hot I was declared a natural, but very sexy, disaster.

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot I'm an In Flames fan

[maidenhair]

I'm so hot, I can make the ice cream man melt by just walking past

[Shinju]

I'm so hot, the ice cream man attached a GPS tracking device to my ear so he could stay outside a ten mile radius of me at all times.

[Guest Zyx]

I am so hot, mah facial hair is actually liquid sulfur oozing from my skin

[maidenhair]

I am so hot, mah facial hair is actually liquid sulfur oozing from my skin

That sounds painful!

I'm so hot that I scorch the very earth that I walk upon.