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9 Most Dangerous Words Used By A Woman

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1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. “Five minutes” is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”

4) Go Ahead.
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “Nothing.”)

6) That’s OK.
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s OK” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint, just say, “You’re welcome.” (I want to add in a clause here: This is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot.” Now, that is PURE sarcasm, and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say, “You’re welcome” in this scenario because that will bring on a “Whatever.”)

8 ) Whatever
This is a woman’s way of saying “F– YOU!”

9) Don’t worry about it. I got it.

Another dangerous statement, this means there is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.

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So went to Doc yesterday and that round my vest stopped a few weeks back tore my rotor cup, so surgery numbe teaenty something...

Anyhoo, enough whining, but I saw this this morning while doing my mindless websurf and thought it apt

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Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a day,

set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

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Ok, watching Family Guy and Peter tells Lois he wants to "wreck her so bad she looks like an exploded hot pocket!"

I wouldn't have minded so much except I was eating a hot pocket at the time! thud.gif

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I love the look on the eagles face..."Why is my lunch looking at me like that?"

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