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Terry Pratchett

Born: April 28, 1948 in Beaconsfield Buckinghamshire, England,

The United Kingdom

Died March 12, 2015

LONDON — Author Terry Pratchett has died at the age of 66. By Tim Chester, Mashable.com

The writer's Twitter account first hinted at the news with a tweet in all caps, which is how the author

had come to characterise Death - one of his most memorable characters in his books.

Sadly a second tweet confirmed the news

Terry Pratchett

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AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.

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Terry took Death’s arm and followed him through the doors and on to the black desert under the endless night.

11:07 AM - 12 Mar 2015

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Another linked to a formal statement about his death that announced: "It is with immeasurable sadness that we announce that author Sir Terry Pratchett has died at the age of 66."

A fourth simply said "The End.”

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The End.

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I'm not really good at fun-to-know, human interest stuff. We're not 'celebrities', whose life itself is a performance.

Good or bad or ugly, we are our words. They're what people meet.

Terry Pratchett

And my favorite:

Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.

Terry Pratchett

He will be missed.


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Terry Pratchett

Born: April 28, 1948 in Beaconsfield Buckinghamshire, England,

The United Kingdom

Died March 12, 2015

LONDON — Author Terry Pratchett has died at the age of 66. By Tim Chester, Mashable.com

The writer's Twitter account first hinted at the news with a tweet in all caps, which is how the author

had come to characterise Death - one of his most memorable characters in his books.

Sadly a second tweet confirmed the news

Terry Pratchett

@terryandrob

Follow

AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.

11:06 AM - 12 Mar 2015

21,775 RETWEETS 10,901 FAVORITES

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Terry Pratchett

@terryandrob

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Terry took Death’s arm and followed him through the doors and on to the black desert under the endless night.

11:07 AM - 12 Mar 2015

26,773 RETWEETS 12,811 FAVORITES

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Another linked to a formal statement about his death that announced: "It is with immeasurable sadness that we announce that author Sir Terry Pratchett has died at the age of 66."

A fourth simply said "The End.”

Terry Pratchett

@terryandrob

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The End.

11:07 AM - 12 Mar 2015

33,966 RETWEETS 16,036 FAVORITES

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I'm not really good at fun-to-know, human interest stuff. We're not 'celebrities', whose life itself is a performance.

Good or bad or ugly, we are our words. They're what people meet.

Terry Pratchett

And my favorite:

Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.

Terry Pratchett

He will be missed.

Very nice tribute.

B

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So a young couple were parked at the local make out spot when the young lady looked out the passenger side window and saw the car bext to them rocking back and forth, the widows covered in steam. She looked at her date and asked, "What are they doing over there?"

"Ah...um, they're making sandwiches."

"Oh." She replied as she looked past him and saw the car on his side was rocking back and forth, the windows just as steamed up, "And over there?"

"Um, sandwiches too."

"That looks like fun, can we make sandwiches?"

"Ah sure."

The young couple became so engrossed in their sandwich making that they missed the girl's curfew and as they arrived at her house, her father met them with a loaded shotgun in his arms. The young woman jumped out and ran to her father, "Please Daddy, don't shoot him; we were just making sandwiches!"

"Mmm hmmm, and I suppose that's mayonnaise running down your leg!"

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There once was a man named McCrass

Who had two balls made of brass

when he banged them together

they played stormy weather

and lightning ran up his ass!

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And you thought my last post was bad!
Does she...he? It have gills?
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And now a customer service message"


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To this end, advanced studies candidates in the Graduate Engineering Department of Texas A&M University have developed an easily used fully portable Beer Temperature Tester which easily indicates whether the beverage is acceptably chilled or not.

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The beer on the left is the correct temperature.

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And you thought my last post was bad!
Does she...he? It have gills?

I hope not so you can effectively drown it. Damn talk about ugly would stop an eight day clock.

B

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And you thought my last post was bad!
Does she...he? It have gills?

Ever See Stargate Atlantis...she's a friggin Wraithe!

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Thinking of writing a children's book...

some possible cover art

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or perhaps...

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so what do you think? :P

this is my favorite :)

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