Calanthee Posted April 6, 2008 Report Posted April 6, 2008 I am so shocked... that a child's story can solicite so much Evil filthy smut. I would like someone to explain this phenominon to me. No not smut, I understand smut... its the Potter thing that freaks me out. This an adult forum, I expect adults to do the nasty often.... but the Potter thing is all about Children, I know they are magic children, does that mean that all magic children are horny or is just the various writers of the Potters stories that are horny. So therefore we are given a dose of very horny Potter characters! Please tell me why this is so.... I am begging you!!! I understand that all of the following are supposedily alway Horny! Vampires Demon Bishies pretty boy School girls in very short skirts Incubuses or is it Incubi War lords Ninjas Angels Devils Thugs and gangsters both Japanese and American Transformers, yeah even them to {Hot-hydrolicks} Sorry if I left a character type out I can't remember everything! Yes, I have read about all of the above being, very very horny and naughty on occasion, but their suppose to be, this Aff forum and Archeive! But that little twit Harry Potter, why must he be horny, especially for the bad guy??? Attention People: Don't get your snug little panties and your tighty whitise in stir, it could result in a super wedgie..... this is just a... JOKE... Don't go ballistic on me... just a very late April fools Joke... Your welcome to reply or verbally abuse me all you want....especially, You naughty Harry Potter Fanatics....just don't hurt me! Smooches, Evil Calanthee Quote
DemonGoddess Posted April 7, 2008 Report Posted April 7, 2008 being in the midst of a VERY long work week, weird humor is just what I needed! Quote
Guest Agaib Posted April 8, 2008 Report Posted April 8, 2008 I was about to comment that there was either a very stupid, or very funny person that had made this post. Thank you for clearing up the matter. Quote
Guest Zyx Posted April 8, 2008 Report Posted April 8, 2008 I don't see how this is funny and that's not cause I'm a fanboy Quote
Kanashii Posted April 8, 2008 Report Posted April 8, 2008 Ah Calanthee, You know you had me sitting here for 10 minutes laughing hysterically right? My 21 year old son thought I was having an attack because I was just gulping air, laughing maniacally and had tears streaming down my face... You do NOT know how much I needed that humorous post today, you are medicine for the soul! PLEASE never drop your wit and humor, I get it and I think it's great. Warmly, Kanashii Quote
Kanashii Posted April 8, 2008 Report Posted April 8, 2008 I am so shocked... that a child's story can solicite so much Evil filthy smut. I would like someone to explain this phenominon to me. No not smut, I understand smut... its the Potter thing that freaks me out. This an adult forum, I expect adults to do the nasty often.... but the Potter thing is all about Children, I know they are magic children, does that mean that all magic children are horny or is just the various writers of the Potters stories that are horny. So therefore we are given a dose of very horny Potter characters! Please tell me why this is so.... I am begging you!!! I understand that all of the following are supposedily alway Horny! .....Thugs and gangsters both Japanese and American Transformers, yeah even them to {Hot-hydrolicks} Sorry if I left a character type out I can't remember everything! Yes, I have read about all of the above being, very very horny and naughty on occasion, but their suppose to be, this Aff forum and Archeive! But that little twit Harry Potter, why must he be horny, especially for the bad guy??? Attention People: Don't get your snug little panties and your tighty whitise in stir, it could result in a super wedgie..... this is just a... JOKE... Don't go ballistic on me... just a very late April fools Joke... Your welcome to reply or verbally abuse me all you want....especially, You naughty Harry Potter Fanatics....just don't hurt me! Smooches, Evil Calanthee HOW CAN YOUR FORGET PUPPET MOBSTERS?!?!? My Muppet Mafia is very offended that they were forgotten in the list of horny, heathens listed above... LOL! PS: Don't you know there is a "Secret Spell" decoder ring given at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft that makes all the students and teachers oversexed fiends? I guess Durmstrang doesn't give one out...They are ALL males there, tons of slash potential for those who enjoy that... Or for Yuri f/f fans, there is Beuxbotons (sp??) the all girsl magic school. What I am pondering is why isn't there any Hagrid/Madam Maxine stories (the two giants) or Dumbledore and Madam Maxine? (Hmmm kinky). Fiorenza the centaur and Prof Flitwick fanfic??? Ok, I need to stop, I am having way to much fun with this and my snickering and giggling is making my service dog look at me like I've lost my mind! Warmly, Kanashii Quote
DemonGoddess Posted April 8, 2008 Report Posted April 8, 2008 I don't see how this is funnyand that's not cause I'm a fanboy Sarcastic humor m'dear Quote
Guest Zyx Posted April 8, 2008 Report Posted April 8, 2008 Sarcastic humor m'dear Damn, I feel like I'm in the wrong here. But I've been screaming for years that sarcasm doesn't work online xD Quote
DemonGoddess Posted April 8, 2008 Report Posted April 8, 2008 I suppose that would depend on one's own personal brand of humor and what they favor, wouldn't it? Me, I like sarcastic humor, so I tend to pick up on it. Quote
Calanthee Posted April 8, 2008 Author Report Posted April 8, 2008 I don't see how this is funnyand that's not cause I'm a fanboy What kind a Fan boy are you ZYXY, one of those beautiful and colorful Japanese fans brightly painted, a huge fierce Sharp war fan the Warlords carried into battle to fight with, or are you a more up to date fan boy and fully into high speed totally electric devices to blow yourself away... evil grin! Happy Fannie... oop make that fanning, Love Evil and thoroughly Naughty Cal PS What do you mean "Fan Boy" you can't be sarcastic in e-mail...sarcasm is my life!. And appariently some people actually get my humor...giggle leer! Come on confess, Kiddo you a Potter'ite and get off on writing Potter Porno. Babe lighten up don't get your little Wand in a twist it interferes with the Magick flow! Quote
Kanashii Posted April 9, 2008 Report Posted April 9, 2008 Come on confess, Kiddo you a Potter'ite and get off on writing Potter Porno. Babe lighten up don't get your little Wand in a twist it interferes with the Magick flow![/size] I'm a Porno Potter'ite! I admit it! I admit it!!!!!!!!! (Starting to frantically type my Firenza the Centaur and Hagrid slash story now!) ROFL!!!!!! Maybe I'll write one where all the Gryffindors make U-know-Poo turn "Good" and pretty butterflies come visit along with prancing unicorns.. *snerk* um, and wait....Then there has to be "Snupin, Snarffy and Snarry" slash........ As well as Hermione takes a potion to change into Harry's mum, uses the time turner to go back into time, does Dumbly-dore and has Malfoy and the Slytherin girls fall madly for her... (and we'll stick Lupin in there somewhere...Don't want to leave out those Lupin fans!) And yes, I WRITE potter fanfic, I get the jocularity of these posts, I think this is freakin' hilarious! Go Calenthee go! If we can't have a little fun with ourselves over ANY genre we do, then we are truly lost, and not just wandering around. Warmly, Kanashii Quote
shinigamiinochi Posted April 9, 2008 Report Posted April 9, 2008 this, only gundam wing fans will get, but when I read 'potter porno' I couldn't help but think of 'perfect peace people' and thought that there should be a cult out there called 'potter porno people'. P cubed! Quote
Guest Monsterking Posted April 28, 2008 Report Posted April 28, 2008 almost had an melt down there. that was an sick joke dude Peace out brothers and sisters of adult-fanfiction.org and may the furs be with you "WOOOOOOO!!" Quote
FairyNiamh Posted April 28, 2008 Report Posted April 28, 2008 I used to be a porno potterite (to use Kana's term) but alas... they grew to old for me and I had to move on to even younger fertile grounds... the youthfulness of Naruto Porno! Quote
Calanthee Posted April 28, 2008 Author Report Posted April 28, 2008 I used to be a porno potterite (to use Kana's term) but alas... they grew to old for me and I had to move on to even younger fertile grounds... the youthfulness of Naruto Porno! Ultimate Ninja Porn I know it well, and appariently so does Naruto, didn't he change himself into a sexy blonde babe once... surely you have read secret scroll 69 on how to satisfy a horny two tail fox, or the even more ancient scroll 101 things to do with a throwing star that don't bring death, but drives your enemy utterly crazy. LOL Cal Quote
FairyNiamh Posted April 28, 2008 Report Posted April 28, 2008 Ultimate Ninja Porn I know it well, and appariently so does Naruto, didn't he change himself into a sexy blonde babe once... surely you have read secret scroll 69 on how to satisfy a horny two tail fox, or the even more ancient scroll 101 things to do with a throwing star that don't bring death, but drives your enemy utterly crazy. LOL Cal The Ancient scrolls are most fascinating. I am unable to decide as to which of them are naughtier, I mean more interesting! lol Quote
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