Nanaea Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 Because drinking makes everything more fun! Why did Red's explanation of math turn me on?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 Because at this point, Nanaea, anything will turn you on! Why has the orgy affected us all so?
Nanaea Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 One word: pheromones. Can pheromones be transmited via computers?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 If our expierience says anything... I'd go with yes. Why do pop singers always make that sex noise in their songs?
Nanaea Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 Because sex sells. Why does that sex sound always get me about 6 inches south of my navel?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 To quote a wise woman, "It's the pheromones". Are we abusing that excuse?
Nanaea Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 Because it's convenient. Have we given in to our darker sides?
quamp Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 *breathes heavily a la Darth Vader* Come to the dark side, Luke... we have hot babes and total studs here. Elections are coming up. Who's going to vote Republican?
Nanaea Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Nobody with half a brain. Why do otherwise intelligent people get stupid when it comes to politics?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Because the Republicans have a machine that eats braincells. Where's a bullet when you need one?
Nanaea Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Safely out of your reach. Why am I hungry again already?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Too much sex. Why am I suddenly panicking about a line Nanaea wrote in the orgy? ("...secure in the knowledge that no one in fan fiction every gets pregnant or catches an STD unless it furthers the plot line..." just re-read that.)
Nanaea Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Because you're thinking too much. Are you afraid you're gonna get knocked up by Anderson?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Well, I'm not going to write it... but... Is anyone that mean?
Nanaea Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Yes, but no one around here is. Will it rain tomorrow?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Here, more than likely. What is going to happen to the sleepyheads in the orgy?
Nanaea Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Something evil I hope, erm, I mean I suppose.... Who will write it?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Not me, I needed a nap too! Is there anything left of Jessica Simpson and Drew Barrymore?
Nanaea Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Only bones. Will the rabid fangirls crack them open and suck the marrow out of them?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Oh most likely yes. What is the definition of a diva?
Nanaea Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Me. Was I kidding? (Ohm...Ohm.... Ohm....)
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Nope. Why won't Larry King shut the hell up so AC360 can come on?
Nanaea Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Because he gets paid by the word. Why can't I be tempted to watch the news?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Because it's depressing. Why do some people insist on wearing bright pink?
Nanaea Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Because they're color blind. Where did Red go?
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