Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Guest echtrae]

It's no different than the draw of a car accident, you just can't look away.

Is that a morbid analogy?

[dazzledfirestar]

Maybe, but it's accurate.

Why do I always get talked into making perogies for hubby's work Christmas Eve dinner thing??

[Guest echtrae]

You're making perogies? Can I come over, to, umm, help, yeah, help?

[quamp]

Yes, but by the time you get there, she'll be finished and all you can do is wash the bowls out.

Is there a sure-fire way for a woman to get the guy to do more of the chores?

[Guest echtrae]

There are many ways and they are as differing as the different personalities of the people involved.

Would a blue house look purple in the light of a deep red sunset?

[AmyMcClair]

That depends on the shade of blue, the angle of the sunrays hitting it, and whether or not the looker is colorblind.

Are you colorblind?

[Leonhart29]

Only if it envolves an eye test.

What is the purpose of Vin Diesel films?

[quamp]

To cover up the fact that he's Jesus in disguise.

So did you actually click on that link?

[Leonhart29]

Okay - now I get it. I clicked on the link and am now thinking seriously of checking myself into the local loony bin because it made some kind of sense.

If roses are to noses than shit is to...?

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

The toliet bowl. ( Severly out of practice >.< )

Is everyone mad that I disappeared for so long without explaination?

* hides *

[Guest echtrae]

Not so much mad, but certainly not happy about it. Hopefully everything been alright with you.

Who is the real hero, Sam or Frodo?

[Leonhart29]

Sam - for staying with Frodo's moody ass through thick and thin.

If Legolas and Gimli had a kid (you never know if Gimli is male or female - remember - females have beards too) what would it look like?

[Guest echtrae]

There wouldn't be a kid. Gimli is introduced as the son of Gloin.

Or do the dwarves introduce their daughters as sons as well?

[AmyMcClair]

Well in the transvestite version of Loin of the Cockrings, son could also mean daughter.

Would it be wrong to say that in the movie version of LotR, Legolas looks a lot like a girl?

[Guest echtrae]

Aren't the elves supposed to look like that? (A&Q)

[Nanaea]

Yes, Elves are infamous for being androgynous looking.

Is it any wonder there's so many LotR slash fanfics, what with all the touchy-feely scenes in the movies?

[Leonhart29]

Every picture I've ever seen makes tham all look like girls -

Would it help if they had beards?

[Guest echtrae]

Perhaps some facial hair, but wouldn't that be a violation of elven rule or something? (A&Q)

[quamp]

I've never seen a female elf with facial hair.

Why are so many forum games dying suddenly?

[Guest echtrae]

I suspect it has to do with the entire holiday season thing.

Are you concerned about the lowered amount of activity?

[AmyMcClair]

Eh, not so much. It will probably pick up again in the new year.

Do you believe me?

[Guest echtrae]

I do, but I'm not so sure that Quamp does.

Do you care?

[AmyMcClair]

Well it would suck if they all died off since then I wouldn't have a place to kill time.

Can you think of another reason why they should exist?

[Guest echtrae]

To think.

Or did you mean something else?

[AmyMcClair]

Well I suppose that they are good for that too, but only on days ending in Y.

What color is a bad color to paint a house?