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[Nanaea]

Or something like that, yeah.

Do we even want to go there?

[dazzledfirestar]

No... no I don't think we do. But...

How would one manage that, do you think?

[Guest echtrae]

With a firm hand grip I would imagine.

Will there be dancing at the ball?

[dazzledfirestar]

Isn't there always? (q&a)

[Guest echtrae]

I wouldn't know.

Have you been to many?

[dazzledfirestar]

No, not really.

Should we plan one?

[Guest echtrae]

Certainly.

Shall we call it "Ball of the Uber-Voles"?

[dazzledfirestar]

Absolutely!

Who should be invited?

[Guest echtrae]

The forum goers of course.

Or how about calling it "The Uber-Ball"?

[dazzledfirestar]

That's even better.

When shall we have it?

[Guest echtrae]

New Year's Eve? (A&Q)

[dazzledfirestar]

Sounds good.

Should it be a costume ball?

[Guest echtrae]

Of course.

Should the costumes be red masks and blue capes?

[dazzledfirestar]

That may be a bit stifling for some.

How about any mask and cape of any color?

[Guest echtrae]

Some colors might clash.

Do you think that might be a problem?

[dazzledfirestar]

Only if the person wearing the clashing cape and mask is self conscious of such things.

Would you be?

[Guest echtrae]

Not so much.

Would the remaining clothing be optional?

[dazzledfirestar]

Of course!

Would you expect anything else?

[Guest echtrae]

Certainly not, I just wanted to verify.

Will there be treats?

[dazzledfirestar]

Are you going to bake them? (q&a)

[Guest echtrae]

You wouldn't want them if I baked them.

Did you know that I didn't bake?

[dazzledfirestar]

In fact, no I was unaware.

Would you feel better if I did it?

[Guest echtrae]

Well, you do now.

Are there tutorials for such things?

[dazzledfirestar]

I'm sure we could find something.

Chocolate chip or oatmeal?

[foeofthelance]

Why not?

Doesn't everybody have a good sex horror story?