Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Guest echtrae]

Limit? Madness? What is this that you speak of? (A&Q)

[AmyMcClair]

Another word for lunacy, being affected by the lunar cycle. I must be a werewolf.

Is there such a thing as werewolves?

[Guest echtrae]

Certainly, they are just as real as the vampires.

Why do people insist in populating the dark recesses of their minds with monsters instead of things like fluffy bunnies?

[AmyMcClair]

Because fluffy bunnies are afraid of the dark.

Why would you stick a poor defensless bunnie in the dark?

[Guest echtrae]

Defenseless?

Have you ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

[AmyMcClair]

Well that was a special case. He was just protecting his territory.

What do you say to that?

[Guest echtrae]

That seems a rather reasonable aguement.

Do rabbits behave in that manner often?

[AmyMcClair]

Only when threatened by their third cousin's, second uncle's, wife's, last boyfriend...twice removed.

Could you follow that?

[Guest echtrae]

Certainly.

So, are you saying one of the knights was related to the rabbit?

[AmyMcClair]

not by blood, but there is definitely a resemblance shared with the mail man.

Is there going to be a test on this?

[Guest echtrae]

Perhaps a quiz at the end.

You don't have a problem with that kind of pressure, do you?

[AmyMcClair]

:blinks: Who me? Q/A

[Guest echtrae]

Who else? (A&Q)

[AmyMcClair]

Well as I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives; Seven wives had seven hats;Seven hats had seven cats; Seven cats had seven kits; Kits, cats, hats, and wives,

How many were going to St. Ives?

[Guest echtrae]

Just you.

If death whispered a lullaby, who would be hearing it?

[AmyMcClair]

I might hear it, but I wouldn't listen. I have heard it too many times before.

Has there been much rotting of your brain lately?

[Guest echtrae]

The monitor is behind it all.

Is it true that flourescent lights suck the life out of you?

[quamp]

Nonsense. Flourescent lights are rich in phosphorus.

Do cell phones really cause cancer?

[Guest echtrae]

There is no evidence to support that claim, but they do transmit at the same frequency as your microwave oven.

Does that make you feel better about using a cell phone?

[StoryJunkie]

Mine came with instructions: do not bite the antenna! (I hold it AWAY from my head, which houses my precious brain, which I love so much!)

Has society degenerated so far?

[Guest echtrae]

I think that depends upon the angle that one views it.

Is philosophy overrated?

[NinjaGaijin]

Yes. Science >>>>> philosophy.

Who agrees with me?

[AmyMcClair]

I don't know. Philosophy can be really fun conversational piece.

Is there anything else that makes a good conversational piece.

[StoryJunkie]

Current events. Wait, that wasn't a stupid question...

How long is a furlong?

[Guest echtrae]

It is subjective unit of measure that is based upon how long you can carry a 100 pound weight, i.e. "I bet I can carry this at least as furlong as you".

Even better though, how long is a rod?