Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Leonhart29]

Spanking is good if it's done the right way.

What is the right way to spank?

[Guest echtrae]

that would depend upon the exact mood.

Which mood are you trying to create?

[Leonhart29]

A pleasurable mood if you please.

So what do you suggest?

[Guest echtrae]

Open palm upon bare skin.

Will that work for you?

[Leonhart29]

As long as the hand isn't wet.

What else could make it better?

[Guest echtrae]

Perhaps a blindfold and a silk strap?

[Leonhart29]

Hmmm - it's a possibility.

But isn't that a bit hard to do by yourself?

[Guest echtrae]

Yes, I suppose so.

Any other suggestions then?

[Leonhart29]

Maybe some warming lotion and candle light?

[dazzledfirestar]

If you want romance, I suppose that'll work.

What if you want something more hardcore?

[StoryJunkie]

Hot wax, of course, however, I can barely think now, thanks alot!

Um..yeah, what kind of wax?

[Leonhart29]

Bees wax could work.

Will you have some salve on hand to take care of any incidental burns?

[dazzledfirestar]

Of course.

Wouldn't it be irresponsible not to?

[StoryJunkie]

*blushes* doesn't everyone heal as quickly as I?

[Leonhart29]

Well - I would think that they wouldn't heal at all after you pilfered their souls.

What do you do with all of those souls anyway?

[quamp]

Probably try to find the hottest babe/stud and make him/her SJ's sex slave.

You think SJ would send me the soul of a hot redheaded babe?

[Leonhart29]

If you asked her really nicely and offered her your soul in return I'm sure she would consider it.

But is that a price you would be willing to pay for hot sex?

[dazzledfirestar]

I wouldn't...

What does that say about me?

[Leonhart29]

It says that you're very attached to your soul and won't give it up for frivolity.

Is there such a thing as a soul?

[StoryJunkie]

Is there such a thing as a rising sun?

Are souls addicting?

[Guest echtrae]

Once they have been properly refined, I'm sure they are.

Has anyone seen mine?

[dazzledfirestar]

Did you check behind the fridge?

[Leonhart29]

I thought it would more likely be hiding in the CPU.

Why would someone paint a hard wood floor pea green?

[StoryJunkie]

probably seeking ectrae's soul

seriously, why?

[Leonhart29]

I'm thinking it's because they were color blind and VERY lazy - not to mention mentally unhinged.

Is cheap ply wood paneling a sign of serious mental illness or just a cheap way to cover up someone's inability to put up sheet rock?