The Rhyme Game

[Guest Rosemarius]

Just another stupid game

I start with posting a sentence, you answer with a rhyme and post another sentence, then the next one who posts answers with a rhyme and...

well, I think you got the point

(In case you didn,'t here's an Example:)

me (starting the thread): -There was once a Boy who was known as Dick

next user: - Whose 10-inch-cock was nice and slick

and he liked to show it to all his friends

next one: (etc etc)

So, here I start:

There was once a Boy who was known as Dick

[Guest Rockgirl_X]

Just another stupid game

I start with posting a sentence, you answer with a rhyme and post another sentence, then the next one who posts answers with a rhyme and...

well, I think you got the point

(In case you didn,'t here's an Example:)

me (starting the thread): -There was once a Boy who was known as Dick

next user: - Whose 10-inch-cock was nice and slick

and he liked to show it to all his friends

next one: (etc etc)

So, here I start:

There was once a Boy who was known as Dick

His time in the bedroom was always quick,

If the ladies found out, he'd surely be doomed,

[Shinju]

His time in the bedroom was always quick,

If the ladies found out, he'd surely be doomed,

doomed gloomed boomed loomed roomed tombed wombed zoomed

So instead of asking out girls he always just loomed,

And the only fun he had were his nightly masterbations,

[RikuDrak]

Outside the local TV Stations,

All of this would fortunately change,

[Zhaladjin]

by an event ever so strange,

it happened at the dusk of the day,

[Guest Zyx]

in pompei on vulcano day,

his life would surely end,

[Shinju]

In truth he did not know how he would fend,

But then he looked up in the sky,

[Guest Zyx]

and died by,

really hot liquid stone???

[Shinju]

Or perhaps the jizz from some guys bone,

To this day we do not know,

[Guest Zyx]

Tomorrow we found out time didn't make sense any more, though dough

was still liked by everyone, surprisingly: so were enjambments.

[Shinju]

wtf? That doesn't even make sense! You just wanted to stick the word "enjambments" on the last line to kill the thread, you big meanie

<------ See, look, you made me cry.

<------ And look at that, now you made me turn into a ninja! Nice going.

[Guest Zyx]

That post was genius >_>

screw you >_>

I'll continue then:

Dick never got to make amends,

for all the girls he spied upon,

Was that really so hard?

[Raphaella]

That post was genius >_>

screw you >_>

I'll continue then:

Dick never got to make amends,

for all the girls he spied upon,

But now he knew how to use a tampon,

He zipped him self up and went on his way

[Guest Zyx]

How he did this he could not say,

wasn't he supposed to be dead?

(the answer is yes)

[Raphaella]

How he did this he could not say,

wasn't he supposed to be dead?

(the answer is yes)

Dick was startled as he fell out of bed,

“Oh my,” he breathed, “That was an awful dream.”

Edited May 2, 2008 by Raphaella

[Guest Zyx]

Then he died as he was hit in the head with a beam,

the kind houses are built with.

[Zhaladjin]

struck down by an evil Sith,

with a lightsaber bright and red,

(sorry, it was the only word ending with "-ith" I could come up with)

[Guest Zyx]

to make sure he was now dead,

so we could continue with the cute girl Josie

[maidenhair]

Young and nubile with cheeks so rosey,

Made all the men hard when to town she did mosey.

[Guest Zyx]

This cute girl named Josie,

So sweet with blond hair,

[maidenhair]

Until a boy named Jo replaced her shampoo with Nair

From that day on she was known only as Baldy

[Guest Zyx]

Except for the fact that never happened-aldy

She was still beautiful!!!!

[maidenhair]

Except for the fact that never happened-aldy

She was still beautiful!!!!

happened-aldy? Seriously?

And yet Jo remained vengeful

Awaiting the day her hair would be no more

[Guest Zyx]

this would become a bore,

since her hair was immortal!!!

[maidenhair]

So entrancing was her hair that she was sucked into a portal,

To another dimension was she carried but for what devious reason