Velvet D Coolette Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Dear forum gentlemen, I am considering re-writing a piece in which a character loses his virginity and would like to make the chapter a bit more realistic by making said character sound naive. I would like to know if any of the men here had any misunderstandings of what the female body looked like / how it behaved that you only learned the truth about the first time you played hide the sausage with a lass. Any offers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 When i was in about 6th grade, my mother argued in favor of sexual education. She used the phrase: Kids need to know what they're doing or they're going to get hurt. Hurt? I had just enough of the basics to be dangerous. I imagined a more direct, dynamic, physical hurt than long-lasting impact-on-life stuff. Like, there was a sharp ridge in there somewhere that would bend or lacerate a penis if you came in at the wrong angle. Everyone thought i was a perv when i found that medical poster of the reproductive system and stared at it for days. i was looking for barbed wire or ramparts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octoberman Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 (edited) Well, as I recall I was mildly surprised at the, how shall I put it...moistness of the young lady at the time. I seem to remember the phrase "wet as a dish rag" coming from her in the heated conversation. Of course I know now that it's a variable situation, but I did take it to be a good thing. Not to be too indelicate, but I also remember certain, uh, aromas involved. Hey, you asked! But in actuality I don't think it was altogether unpleasant. In fact, quite the opposite. I guess that stuff about pheremones is true. I almost forgot...it didn't last very long. And when I say "it" I mean me. Edited February 20, 2008 by octoberman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Well, in my case, none really, It was a matter of several factors. 1) I have a mother and two older sisters. 2) My place of employment is a sexual harassment lawyer's wet dream. 3) I'm a geek. Geeks study the hell out of things. Started with porn, ended up here, found a few tips here and there, worked back to porn. 4) The internet in general. Admittedly, I'm still picking up tricks and ideas as I go, but I had a fair idea of what I was getting into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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