I Have Never....

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either. But when I was starting out, girls couldn't play with boys. So I didn't want to play.

I have never watched the NHL Channel

[quamp]

I haven't either. The Dallas Stars are on free TV here. Go stars!

(I piloted a boat once. It's a lot like driving a car, only the conrols are much more sluggish.)

I have never... been banned from a forum.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either. (you're a stars fan??? oh... I can't talk to you anymore )

I have never hated a team more than I hate the stars.

[polywolly]

I can't say that I have, or that I haven't. I've never liked a sports team enough to warrant hating another team.

I have never had my ears pierced.

[dazzledfirestar]

Four in one, three in the other. so that's a yes.

I have never had anything other than my ears pierced

[Guest Nympho]

Me either, but I'm considering a navel ring

I have never understood how anyone can find pierced genitals sexy. <shudders>

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... it's a bit scary to me!

I have never written a PWP (excluding the orgy of course... but that's got a plot... sort of...)

[Guest Nympho]

I've written them, but never posted them. They're all ABH fics anyway.

I have never looked more like a redneck than I do right now.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me too! cutoffs are amazing for that.

I have never bought flowers for someone

[Guest Nympho]

I have, it was mother's day.

I have never worn gold jewelry, I prefer silver

[dazzledfirestar]

I prefer sliver too, but hubby dearest likes gold, so I've got a bit of it.

I have never learned to play the piano

[Guest Nympho]

I can play about as much as the average monkey.

I have never been able to play any instrument.

[dazzledfirestar]

I can play guitar... but not very well anymore. I used to be pretty decent.

I have never read the bible.

[Guest Nympho]

Back when I was five and still a "good girl".

I have never worn a school girl costume.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... Halloween a few years ago. Good times!

I have never had to wear an actual school uniform. (as in for school... not for fun. )

[Guest Nympho]

Me either, wouldn't have even if they were required!

I have never been expelled. Got suspended on a regular basis, though.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either. Actually all in all I was a pretty good student when I was one. Skipped class alot, but still pulled off the grades so, meh.

I have never been caught skipping class.

[Guest Nympho]

I did several times.

I have never gotten a teacher fired, though my class caused one to quit once. She was a real bitch!

[dazzledfirestar]

Neither have i... not for a lack of trying though.

I have never liked Starbucks coffee

[Guest Nympho]

Oh god I do! They have this white chocolate caramel cappa that's just plain sinful.

I have never gone down on a guy.

[dazzledfirestar]

Well.. yeah... once or twice... oh who am I kidding...

I have never worn underwear that was meant for the opposite sex

[polywolly]

I have. Boxer briefs. They're like bicycle shorts, but less...spandex-y.

I have never eaten lobster.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... mmmmm... lobster... *drool*

I have never watched a talk show

[polywolly]

I have. I love the Maury Povich ones where the Mom and "Dad" are white and the "child" was obviously fathered by someone a bit "ethnic", but "Daddy" is oblivious to this minor detail.

I have never joined the Army. (I am so running out of things I've never done!)

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... and I am too!

I have never done any kind of electrical work