I Have Never....

[Guest Agaib]

I have, I like spiders

I have never been afraid of an animal apart from a dog. (got over dogs a long time ago)

[Guest Soulsearcher]

My scary animals be spiders, bats, and sometimes snakes, but usually only when they're lunging at my bike as I go past.

I have never been afraid of a kitten.

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither. Who could possibly be afraid of a kitten?

I have never failed to be amused by teasing a cat with a string

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I KNOW! Ain't it great? Simple minds man ...

I have never been tickled until I peed.

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither.

I have never accidentally released My bladder since I stopped wetting the bed.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either.

I have never bought sidewalk food.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I HAVE! Nothing beats a New York hot dog bought just outside Central Park in the spring or fall.

I have never experienced Montezuma's Revenge.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. Not fun.

I have never owned my own bowling ball.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I did, but it ran away.

I have never kissed anyone with a visible cold sour.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I haven't either! Those are actually highly contageous. It's a form of Herpes.

I have never kissed a woman passionately.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either.

I have never watched an entire episode of "Survivor"

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Me either, in case you couldn't tell in previous posts, I have issues with reality T.V.

I have never agreed with people recieving something for doing nothing.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either, unless that person really is unable to care for him/herself.

I have never lived in another country.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I have. I lived in Canada for a while.

I have never recieved an inheritance.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. Not much.

I have never found any sum of money larger than a dollar.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I have! It was highly exciting. I found a $20.

I have never felt pain quite like that experienced when glass enters your foot unexpectedly.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I have. It's called waking up to a cat CLAWINF MY BARE LEG. RAZZUM FRAZZUM!

I have never had a penis.

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

Nor I, unless u count my husbands!

I have never been to England

[polywolly]

Neither have I. It's first on my list of "Places to Go Before I Die".

I have never sued someone.

[quamp]

Well, I've had reason to, but I've never had the money to file charges against them.

I have never... touched someone inappropriately.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

>.>

<.<

Does consentually inappropriately count? Or are we talking the bad kinda inappropriate?

I have never before thought about actually having sex with superman. I mean, could a human actually survive it?

[Guest Agaib]

I've never considered it, but apparently Louis Lane made it through in one peice.

I have never ridden a large roller coaster.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I HAVE!!!! ROLLER COASTER ADDICT RIGHT HERE!!!!!

I have never jumped out of a plane ... someday though ... someday.

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither.

I have never been very good at skateboarding or rollerblading

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Rollerblading I can do. I used to ice skate, so it's really similar.

I have never gone surfing.