I Have Never....

[quamp]

The only problem I have with some fast foods is that they are a heart attack in a wrapper.

I have never eaten a salad that I disliked.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. But it was made with, shall we say, substandard lettuce.

I have never sent back a meal in a restaurant.

[Leonhart29]

I have - I like my steak rare but all they did was knock the horns off and slap it on a plate.

I have never eaten raw meat (not counting sushi)

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Steak tar-tar is pretty good.

I have never eaten rabbit.

[Guest echtrae]

I have, many times.

I have never eaten bear.

[Keith Inc.]

Nor i, but i have eaten while bare.

I have never eaten escargot

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never had any interest in eating escargot.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Its good.

I have never had to eat bugs.

[Guest echtrae]

Not intentionally.

I have never burped my ABCs.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never had a burping contest.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never participated in a fart lighting contest.

[dazzledfirestar]

No, I've never been a part of that.

I have never seen someone light a fart on fire.

[Leonhart29]

I have - my mother's cousin used to do it to entertain us kids and keep us out of trouble - "Don't do drugs or this'll happen to you"

I have never - even considered lighting anything that came out of my body.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... maybe it's a guy thing.

I have never dyed my hair a "natural" color.

[Melrick]

(It is a guy thing )

Nope, I've never dyed anything any colour.

I have never shaved all my hair off.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never understood American football.

[Melrick]

Me neither.

I have never played sport on anything even approaching a professional level.

[dazzledfirestar]

Umm... no, not really. I played hockey in University, but that's about it.

I have never told a child that something pleasant wasn't true (ie Santa, the Easter Bunny etc)

[Guest echtrae]

I might have when I was a kid, but not in recent memory.

I have never memorized all of the countries and their capitols of the world.

[Squallfan]

Me either.

I have never been that good at following a map.

[Guest echtrae]

Well....

I have never had any problems following a map.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either.

I have never had a problem stopping and asking for directions.

[Guest echtrae]

I haven't either, when I've felt it was required.

I have never developed x-ray vision.

[dazzledfirestar]

Any day now! I swear! Any day!

I have never developed any kind of super power.

[Guest echtrae]

I suppose sarcasm doesn't count as a super power?

I have never feared being abducted alien clowns.