I Have Never....

[Leonhart29]

Only when I'm the one reading the cards.

I have never done a card reading for someone else.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. It was pretty accurate too.

I have never put much stock in fortune telling in general.

[Keith Inc.]

I enjoy the way it directs my thoughts about a question, but feel it's only a tool.

I have done tarot readings for the scouts' halloween parties, but:

I have never used the death or devil cards, or anything with nudity, when casting for a child's party.

[Leonhart29]

Even if I did read for others I don't believe I would read for a children's party - so I wouldn't have to remove any cards.

I have never had the two towers show up in one of my spreads (now that I've said that it will probably be the first one on my next spread)

[Guest echtrae]

I can't say that I've ever had that happen.

I have never learned to read any tarot cards though.

[Leonhart29]

I learned at an early age - blame my Ginny Ma.

I have never - forced my religion on anyone.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never seen the need for any religion though.

[Melrick]

Me neither.

I have never been to a church service (funerals and weddings not counting).

[Squallfan]

I did when I was a child, haven't been to one in my adult years though.

I have never liked going to church. (Don't see the point, but I do believe in God)

[Guest echtrae]

I must ask, which God? There are so many to choose from.

I have never bought into the concept of a divine power that controls everything through fear and terror.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never believed in a perfect being.

[Guest echtrae]

I don't either, I have enough trouble trying to be a perfect me.

I have never competed in an Iron Man contest.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... don't think I would either.

I have never been a strong swimmer.

[Guest echtrae]

Just strong to not drown when in the water.

I have never been able to tread water.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have, actually, that I'm pretty good at!

I have never pre-ordered a movie online.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - but I have pre-ordered books 4-7 in the HP universe.

I have never written a HP fan fic (thinking really seriously about it though).

[dazzledfirestar]

That's actually the sorce of my plot bunny infestation!

I have never written a character death fic.

[Squallfan]

I have had some characters die, but I've never written what you would call a death fic.

I have never wanted to write a death fic.

Does me having Sephiroth kill the planet count?

[Guest echtrae]

I've never had the desire to write a death fic either.

I have never urinated upon an electric fence.

[Squallfan]

No

I have never urinated in the woods.

[Guest echtrae]

I have, wasn't all that difficult.

I have never hunted a bear.

[Squallfan]

No.

I have never hunted.

[Leonhart29]

I have - gave it up when I had kids.

I have never - Gutted my own kill.

[AmyMcClair]

I never had my own kill, so that would be a no.

I have never met my gov't professor.

[Guest echtrae]

I've never that person either.

I have never much trusted authority figures who pretend to know what they are doing.