I Have Never....

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... something about that just seems... wrong.

I have never had to deal with a backed-up toilet

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have.... *sighs* "Water conservation toilets" are the bane of my existance. They will clog if you use more than three sheets of TP.

I have never eaten an entire cake, all by myself. (I've sure wanted to though...)

[dazzledfirestar]

Nope... well, not in one sitting anyway.

I have never been a part of a traditional wedding when I was not from the same traditions (ie an Indian wedding, Jewish wedding etc)

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either. Of course, I've only been in two weddings and one of them was mine.

I have never stepped on a rusty nail.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... thank god!

I have never screamed at my parents (even while planning my wedding while they were driving me to drink!)

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither

I have never read an X-Men comic book

[dazzledfirestar]

*GASP* dear lord!

I have more times than I care to count really...

I have never read manga or any kind

[Guest Agaib]

I read one once. I wasn't too impressed.

I have never signed up for a porn paysite

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never got my thumb in frame while taking a picture

[Guest Agaib]

Tampoco

I have never bitten someone

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have...when I was much younger. I've also yelled at my parents. I feel so rotten...

I have never written science fiction.

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither

I have never demanded somthing from my parents by screaming, stamping, throwing a fit etc.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not since I as three.

I was never left in a shopping centre by my parents

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither

I have never answered the phone in a completely normal way

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... it was my job *shudder*

I have never told a customer what my true opinion of them is.

[Guest Agaib]

Guilty, It didn't turn out so great.

I have never had a good opinion of a whiny customer

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... that's why I work in receiving now!

I have never been the designated driver

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither.

I have never gone to a strip club

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. *Mumbles about stupid medications that make it so I can't drink*

I have never mastered the art of the little white lie.

[Guest Agaib]

I have. In fact I could be a Master of the art.

I have never had to tell lots of white lies all at once.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have...I didn't suceed.

I have never understood the metric system.

[Guest Agaib]

I have.

I have never wished the the world had the american system instead of the other way around.

[dazzledfirestar]

As part of the rest of the world... I agree completely.

I have never lived in the United States

[Guest Agaib]

I have. I still do.

I have never let a flea infestation get worse than I can fix by Myself.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... but

I have never had fleas.