I Have Never....

[Keith Inc.]

Um...i don't usually admit to felonies before the statute of limitations runs out.

I have never drawn the attention of my CEO.

[Guest echtrae]

The larger the company, the less you want that attention.

I have never been buried alive.

[polywolly]

Literally, no. Figuratively, several times.

I have never received a parting gift.

[Keith Inc.]

Transferring off a command, a going-g'by present.

I have never returned to the scene of the crime.

[Guest echtrae]

Does a farewell luncheon count?

I have never blown up giant robots.

[Squallfan]

I'd have to say..no

I have never shot an animal.

[Guest echtrae]

I have.

I have never had my appendix removed.

[Squallfan]

no

I have never liked staying in the hospital...(But who would)

[Leonhart29]

If I'm not sick and in pain it's not all that bad. I used to work in one and I felt like I lived there for days on end.

I have never - wanted to stay in a plane for more than 4 hours at a time.

[Squallfan]

I wouldn't know how that is because....

I have never been on an airplane.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... for far too long as well!

I have nevr liked flying.

[Guest echtrae]

I enjoy flying, I don't enjoy the ritual strip search that now accompanies the flight.

I have never faked an illness to get out of work.

[dazzledfirestar]

An illness... no. Cramps, hell yeah!

I have never called in sick when I should have (I worked for two weeks with mono! )

[Guest echtrae]

I have done similar things, worked when I should probably stayed home and rested.

I have never become fluent in a foreign language.

[dazzledfirestar]

Ummm... it's not really a foreign language, because everyone here speaks it, but I learned english when I was five (it was Ukrainian before that.)

I have never learned a language that wasn't spoken in the country I live in.

[Squallfan]

me either

I have never seen a shooting star.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Very pretty!

I have never wished on a star and had it come true.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never caught a shooting star.

[dazzledfirestar]

Wouldn't that hurt??

I have never found a meteorite.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never been abducted by aliens (that I know of).

[Keith Inc.]

Neither have I (according to my memory and lack of subcutaneous tags)

I have never seen Bigfoot

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never seen a lake monster.

[Squallfan]

no.

I have never seen a ghost, but would love to.

[dazzledfirestar]

Seen... no. But heard, yes, and seen the effects (open drawers and a dryer turning on by itself... I miss that house. )

G/NG - Doesn't believe in ghosts.

[Keith Inc.]

Grew up in a haunted house. Never saw anything, but heard and felt the cold-hearted bitch from time to time.

I have never had a real specific fortune telling session that came true.