Look Before You Whack!

[Shinju]

This goes out to all men who have daughters, sisters, female cousins, etc., that live in the same house as you.

Please men, please, when you know you have a female relation that sleeps on the couch ALL THE TIME, please TAKE A LOOK AROUND before you decide to go into the living room, crank on the skinamax and attempt to do the five-knuckle-shuffle on good ol' one eye. Because gentlemen, I assure you, there is NO AMOUNT of therapy, vodka or FOUR TWO ZERO that can undo that kind of damage.

For the love of God, just as you do not wish to know that your little girl frequents tranny strip joints, befriends pornographic gay photographers and ex-drug dealers, your little girl does not wish to know that you skulk into the living room at five in the morning to watch soft core free on demand in muted fast forward.

If anyone knows how to perform the delicate operation of SCOURGING OUT ONE'S MIND'S EYE WITH A SPOON, please pm me.