The Add The Next Sentence Game

[Shinju]

((Here's the deal, I start out with a sentence and then the next person who posts adds the next sentence and so on and so forth. Eventually we should get a funny story out of the deal, only it was funner when we did it passing notes in school because then we could add stick figure illustrations.))

Once upon a time there was a far away land.

[Shirotaka]

And in this land there lived a man in his early forties.

[Shinju]

He was a kind man, but he harbored a horrible secret.

[GinnyM.Potter]

A Secret nobody would find out until the day he died.

[Guest Zyx]

Allright, I give up, the secret is that he's actually a woman with amazing facial hair

[maidenhair]

And a penchant for sailors

[Guest Zyx]

Though no one really knows what penchant means...

[Anonymous_Nanotyrannus]

But it sounds like a really cool, sentence enhancing word such as culpability and spontaneous.

[Guest Zyx]

Moving on, the man/woman "wierp een blik uit het raam, het raakte zijn buurvrouw".*

*Dutch, and only funny to dutch people. Go learn some dutch?

[FoxJaFire]

"Umm, so i threw a can out my window and it touched its neighboring can, because in the far away land that i live in, we make our houses out of empty cans."

[TricksterMessiah]

To my surprise, it was a cat, which is weird because I didn't think my neighbors owned one.

[Supersonic Bitch]

The cat died and the man decided that now is the right time for his first bestiality combined with necrophilia experience.

[SereneLies]

... But the man was unsure of how he should go about doing it; it was his first time after all.

[Calanthee]

He just hoped that he was applying enough lube.

Impatiently, he started to rapidly thrust his big toe forcefully against the creatures tiny resistent hole, the stiff dead cat was suddenly airborne and slide half way down the block and under a huge trash truck.

[SereneLies]

He ran after it, desperately hoping that no one had seen the cat, but when he got there he found a disturbing scene before him

oops. didn't read the previous post carefully... ah well. Run Forest, RUUUN!

[wildstyled]

Before him was the most beautiful ( well, in his mind) sight: a homeless shelter for cats.