Guest lordoberon Posted October 3, 2012 Report Posted October 3, 2012 Someone please write this! Otherwise I just might have to. It popped into my head today and made me laugh: Draco Malfoy, Auror, is angry. Divorced one year from Astoria Greengrass, he is now given the assignment as a simple parole office as punishment for <>. He is infuriated when he finds out that his client is Ronald Weasley...and that the redheaded man is now gorgeous. When in blazes did that happen?! Back story: * Draco is divorced from Astoria. Who broke it off, I don't care * Ron was accused of drug trafficking or some such and was arrested because Charlie wasn't there to testify and prove Ron's alibi; he was busy chasing dragons, or something. * I know the wizarding world doesn't work like this, with parole officers and such, but...yeah. I think it'd be hilarious. Make it work somehow? AU if must be? * Draco has to visit Ron to check up on him every week, if not more. * Depending on how you want it, Ron is either on house arrest stuck at home, or not More specific ideas I had that could be interesting and different: * Hermione found a muggle man and is going to marry him. Ron is depressed about it. When Draco complains that Ron is a slob and smelly, Ron says who cares; he's depressed. Draco says, "why doesn't Potter help you?" Ron says, Harry's on a vacation with Ginny. Draco says so, he'll leave it to help you. Ron says, that's exactly it, and I don't want him to miss out on a vacation, and disappoint Ginny. So Draco drags Ron to his house in the country and makes him get cleaned up and brings him out to town or something. * When Draco first shows up at Ron's flat in London, Ron, hungover, opens the door. Draco asks for Ronald Weasley, thinking that Ron is one of Ron's older brothers (and surprisingly hot!). Then he realizes it's Ron and is annoyed. * This is one of those fics where the attraction is mostly on Draco's side first, then Ron is into Draco, too. * More of a stupid, sexy fic than a lovey-dovey one. Make it funny! If you pick this challenge and start writing it, or finish it and post it, PLEASE leave me a review telling me that you wrote it; I don't receive messages on AFF. Quote
Guest lordoberon Posted October 3, 2012 Report Posted October 3, 2012 oh and even though it says I'm a guest, I'm an AFF writer; my username is lordoberon. Quote
RogueMudblood Posted October 3, 2012 Report Posted October 3, 2012 lordoberon, it shows you as a guest because there is a separate registration for the forums You don't have to register, but if you do, then you can choose to receive e-mail notification of replies to your own threads, as well as subscribing to other threads you find interesting for the same notifications. Click this link to register But be sure to read all the information given there as outlined in this FAQ. Happy writing! Quote
Guest IreneBlack Posted January 19, 2014 Report Posted January 19, 2014 It's still open? I would love to do it! Quote
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