Existential Game

[Shirotaka]

Here is how you play:

Say anything, but you cannot say it outright, it must be a vague description of the point you are trying to get accross.

Let me explain.

Say you want to say:

"Lewl I love AFF, dis site is da bomb!"

Here you would type:

Expression of joy followed by general statement of affection for current site ending with an overused colloquialism.

Normally a reply to:

"Lewl I love AFF, dis site is da bomb!"

May be:

"Wat? R u serious?! It suxxors!"

That is not allowed, instead try:

Expression of surprise from previous posters opinion of site followed by firm assertion of the deficient quality of the site.

Understand?

Then let me begin.

Frustrated gesture at piece of technology for not performing adequately. Angry words to emphasize frustration. Plea for help.

(topic inspired by The Existential Flame War's Journal)

[Ginevra]

Nodding slowly at unseen supplicant to display acknowledgment and sympathetic interest. Raising and lowering of shoulders accompanied by a query intended to encourage clarification of assistance needed.

[Shirotaka]

Genuine burst of gratitude followed by assurance that said error has been remedied.

Question of knowledge to method of application of alphanumberic characters to a popular brand of candy.

[Guest Zyx]

Disbelief of the fact that this thread passed away so soon followed by posting in the thread to continue it's existence onward through time.

[RikuDrak]

Expression of speechlessness followed by a facial expression of confusion.

[Becca Star]

Sudden amusement at the challenge that is the current post topic. Excessively under goes examination of said topic to further decipher if adequately responding and reviving post within the site.

[Guest Zyx]

A drop of H20 running down the skin covering the upper part of the skull reveals the female I am having a conversation with her exitement at my bold suggestion to participate in the act of reproducing rendered useless by a thin layer of rubber.

[Raphaella]

Wide eyed shock expressed at the idea that anyone would attempt reproduction when provided with a wealth of information dictating the scent put off by small handed offspring as being akin to that of several cultivated varieties of a plant, having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.

[Guest Zyx]

confusion at the idea of an edible head >_>

[maidenhair]

(going to try this but not so sure my brain works this way )

Dancing eyes reflect vermilion flames as images of comestible heads compete with the sound of laughter.

[Guest Zyx]

Increase of bloodflow to netherregions at the thought of females.

[maidenhair]

Fatigue combines with apathy to produce a general malaise at the prospect of returning diligently to my chosen vocation when the sun sinks below the horizon.

[Guest Zyx]

Adrenaline and air combined as music fill my head with power.

[maidenhair]

Sin and pleasure mingle with the silken sensation of melting chocolate sliding in and out of my mouth.

[Guest Zyx]

Thoughts of Spring Thomas fill my head at maidenhair's description of a black cock sliding in and out of her mouth.

[maidenhair]

Realizations of personal naivete accompany close examination of chocolate cream covered biscuit sticks for ebony roosters.