Guest Zyx Posted August 27, 2008 Report Posted August 27, 2008 I too, am gnawing at Velvet D Coolette's leg. Meaning I can be in more than one place at a time, I win.
Imasuky Lomae Posted April 14, 2010 Report Posted April 14, 2010 I'm a 30 foot tall werewolf so I'm chewing on Godzilla's leg. With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae
Imasuky Lomae Posted April 14, 2010 Report Posted April 14, 2010 I fought Chuck Norris and lived and I also invented inventing
Tempestuous Posted April 30, 2010 Report Posted April 30, 2010 I have a pet T-rex which I ride on the weekends - traffic is so difficult to stomp through on work days.
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 2, 2011 Report Posted June 2, 2011 I am the love child of Tim Curry and Willam Shatner
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 2, 2011 Report Posted June 2, 2011 I can smell like strawberries and can pee gingerbeer
kagome26isawsome Posted June 2, 2011 Report Posted June 2, 2011 was supposed to be casted in 2 girls one cup but wasnt 'perky' enough
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 2, 2011 Report Posted June 2, 2011 Was the guy in charge of casting and you were indeed not perky enough
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 2, 2011 Report Posted June 2, 2011 I was part of Ogre Orgies 1, 2, and 26 (anyone who gets what that is from shall get a cookie)
kagome26isawsome Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 I want bulbasur to use his vine whip on me
Calanthee Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 Just read on Yahoo news that Great White Sharks, favorite music is AC/DC the vibrations causes them to gather to appreciate the beat....works even better than bloody Chum! It may be outrageous, but true! Cal
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 I Once tamed a great white shark and taught it to sing
kagome26isawsome Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 I can have sex while doing a handstand
Imasuky Lomae Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 I can punch out superman and out smart batman
Calanthee Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 I Once tamed a great white shark and taught it to sing I wouldn't put it past you, you probably gave him a hickey too and took his virginity too! Cal
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