The Outrageous Claim Thread

[Guest Zyx]

My lips can grant wishes

[maidenhair]

I can shoot laser beams from my nipples

[Guest Zyx]

Imma firing mah lazer!!!1!!

[Shinju]

My lips can grant wishes

I want a pony! *Smooch!*

I invented potatoes.

[Guest Zyx]

^not fair, no one can top that ?_?

[maidenhair]

I agree potatoes rule!

I am using my laser beams to bake your potatoes!

[Guest Zyx]

I am epicly "I am so tired it feels like I'm drunk" and also I invented the fact that Shinju invented potatoes

[Shinju]

I invented facts. So therefore I still invented potatoes by default.

[maidenhair]

I am the terror that flaps in the night....No! Wait! That's Darkwing Duck

I am the ONE! (and there can be only one!)

[Shinju]

I invented wombats.

There, I win!

[maidenhair]

*scratches head wondering how wombats determine the winner*

I am the Multiverse!

[Shinju]

I invented awesome.

[Guest Zyx]

I invented EPIC WIN

[maidenhair]

I invented CHEESE! I so win!

[Guest Zyx]

doesn't cheese fall under EPIC WIN?

[maidenhair]

Cheese goes beyond even EPIC but it's close!

I am sex incarnate!

[Guest Zyx]

wow... how come I never thought of that?

I was brought by the dawn to save this land from moral decay

[maidenhair]

Oh, I know that's not true!

I am....horny! lol Sorry....

I was brought by the twilight to tempt all men with dark desire.

[Shinju]

I invented CHEESE! I so win!

She's right, she wins. Cheese is just one notch above wombats.

I had sex with Batman.

[maidenhair]

Cheese wins!

And it would depend on which Batman you had sex with whether that's a good thing or not! But I applaud your taste in superhero's. Batman is the coolest, by far. Dark, brooding and sexy as hell!!

I am the woman that inspired the Kama Sutra B)

[Guest Zyx]

I am a Timelord

[maidenhair]

I am The Master!

[Guest Zyx]

I am -insert the doctors real name-

[Velvet D Coolette]

All the predatory animals in the world kneel before my mightiness! (and glistening white, sharp teeth)...

[Guest Zyx]

I am gnawing at your leg