The Outrageous Claim Thread

[Shinju]

I'm yo baby's daddy.

[Shirotaka]

I'm the ruler of all mortals.

[Shinju]

I invented the ruler.

[Shirotaka]

I made you out of clay and water.

[Shinju]

I invented penises.

[Shirotaka]

I invented contraceptives.

[Shirotaka]

I invented the first potato gun.

[Shirotaka]

I made the first can of soup.

[Shirotaka]

I invented forums.

[Shinju]

I invented lesbians.

[Shirotaka]

I invented passion.

[Shinju]

I invented the 24 hour orgasm.

[Shirotaka]

I invented the orgy.

[Shinju]

I invented your mom.

[Shirotaka]

I own your mom.

[Shinju]

I am your mom.

[Shirotaka]

Then I am truly Jesus.

[Shinju]

Well that would make me the Virgin Mary, wouldn't it?

[Shirotaka]

Indeed. And I am Moses.

[Shinju]

I was the burning bush.

[Guest Zyx]

My dick is 5 foot long and a foot wide yet oddly comfortable in any girl without losing the "Oh My Fucking GOD it is SOOOOOO Big"-effect.

[Shinju]

I have a magical vagina.

[Guest Zyx]

I have TWO magical vaginas

[maidenhair]

I am Original Sin

[Shinju]

My vagina has the magical ability to transform rabbits into bananas.