Becca Star Posted February 6, 2008 Report Posted February 6, 2008 If my soon to be in-laws knew about all the naughty pics and other goodies on my computer they would likely burn it and start praying to redeem my soul and go on with a lecture for THREE days about just how bad all those things are... Actually... They'd probably bunr me with the computer to purify my soul... hmmm... lol (they are pastors... ~sighs~) Quote
Guest Zyx Posted February 6, 2008 Report Posted February 6, 2008 If my aunt found out I've fantasized about her she'd go guidance counselor on me XD Quote
Becca Star Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 Lol... she would? If my family knew just how perverted I thought, well, let's just say I'd probably be an orphan or in a psychologist’s office instead of typing away on the forum... lol Quote
Squall-sama Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 If my dad knew I was bi, he would roll over in his grave... er, jar. Quote
Guest Zyx Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 Lol... she would? well, I think so XD Candle flavoured ice cream!!! (near complete randomness) If the girl next door knew what I did to her bike she'd get all angry and red... Quote
DB1 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 if my parents found out i was bi they would tell me to keep it quite and act 'normal' around their friends then make me feel guilty for being different all teh while wishing i wasn't a dissapointment Quote
Shinju Posted February 11, 2008 Report Posted February 11, 2008 If my parents knew where I was last night . . . well, I'm 24 so they couldn't do anything, but I'd probably receive a good talking to. Once a day. For about a month. Quote
ChibiUkon Posted February 13, 2008 Report Posted February 13, 2008 If my dad ever found out about my FACINATION for ALL things yaoi and so very much things gay... I think he'd kick me out of the family ;_; Quote
Guest Rosemarius Posted March 2, 2008 Report Posted March 2, 2008 If my parents found out I am very probably a sado-masochist they'd be probably even more stressed than when they discovered I am bi and have gender insecurity and read shota and gay porn. No wait...maybe I've traumatized them enought... Quote
daiyumi69 Posted March 13, 2008 Report Posted March 13, 2008 If my mom found out I was bi and she was correct in her assumptions, she'd disown me. If she found out that I have a leather(pleather now) and glove fetish, she'd jump off of a bridge. Quote
bitBlackmage Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 If my mom and dad found out I troll the intrawebz they would Shanghai my ass. Quote
Psybee Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 If my mother's side of the family found out I'm gay and that I have a girlfriend I would either be forced to go to every religious meeting they had or never speak to me again. (I'm praying for the second one) Quote
SkyaraSnow Posted March 20, 2008 Report Posted March 20, 2008 If my parents found out I write PWP sometimes.....They'd kill me...even if I am 18. Quote
Guest cuntoid Posted March 23, 2008 Report Posted March 23, 2008 If my parents ever found out I was bi, my dad would never let me live it down (would make me feel guilty about it constantly) and my mom would probably just flush, but get over it. If my dad knew that I might be pregnant now, he'd probably kill the guy. And then me. And then himself. Quote
Shinju Posted April 9, 2008 Report Posted April 9, 2008 If my parents ever found out I was bi, my dad would never let me live it down (would make me feel guilty about it constantly) and my mom would probably just flush, but get over it. Mine actually did find out. If my dad knew that I might be pregnant now, he'd probably kill the guy. And then me. And then himself. Good luck with that. Quote
Shinju Posted April 9, 2008 Report Posted April 9, 2008 If my parents found out that last month I went to SF to see a gay amateur strip contest and then watched a m/m/m orgy in the bar's basement while poking smot and sitting in my 40 year old gay friend's lap while being fondled while I was fondling another, really, really hot guy in his underwear who was sitting in my lap in front of a room full of vacationing lesbians while ironically the new dance version of "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair) played in the background, they would probably cry and lecture me for the rest of my life and constantly ask me where I was going and if I was going to participate in an orgy. True story. Was anyone else from this forum there? It was totally awesome.... Quote
hellagoddess Posted April 9, 2008 Report Posted April 9, 2008 If my mum found out I write an equivalent of gay porn as a hobby and enjoy it immensely...she'd probably say "that's nice - should we go rent Brokeback Mountain and eat popcorn?" ...oh wait...that's already happened However if my homophobic stepfather found out - he'd probably never talk to me again (which I would mind all that much...) Quote
hellagoddess Posted April 9, 2008 Report Posted April 9, 2008 (edited) If my parents found out that last month I went to SF to see a gay amateur strip contest and then watched a m/m/m orgy in the bar's basement while poking smot and sitting in my 40 year old gay friend's lap while being fondled while I was fondling another, really, really hot guy in his underwear who was sitting in my lap in front of a room full of vacationing lesbians while ironically the new dance version of "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair) played in the background, they would probably cry and lecture me for the rest of my life and constantly ask me where I was going and if I was going to participate in an orgy. True story. Was anyone else from this forum there? It was totally awesome.... GOOD ON YOU! I'm jealous!! Edited April 9, 2008 by hellagoddess Quote
Shinju Posted May 15, 2008 Report Posted May 15, 2008 If my parents found out I let my boyfriends drive me around while they are drunk/high, I would be in a whole shit load of trouble, and rightfully so. Sometimes I feel I have a piece of brain missing . . . . Quote
Guest Zyx Posted May 26, 2008 Report Posted May 26, 2008 if my parents ever found out how much I hate them they'd get even more annoying... Quote
maidenhair Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 If my friend ever found out that my ex-bf and I had sex on her kitchen counter she would never use it again! And would probably try to kill me and him (after she got over her shock and embarrassment!). Quote
Shinju Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 If _____ or _____ knew how much I liked men over 40, I probably would have gotten laid already. Quote
maidenhair Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 If my borderline psychotic co-worker ever discovers that I keep her placated with snickers bars just so I won't be the first in her line of fire when she ultimately snaps and goes postal, she'd probably paint a target on my back! Quote
SkyaraSnow Posted June 1, 2008 Report Posted June 1, 2008 If my parents ever found out that I let two gay men have their way with my neck at my schools graduation party....I'm not sure what they'd think. (BTW, I am a girl.....it was very awkward.) Quote
maidenhair Posted June 2, 2008 Report Posted June 2, 2008 If my father ever discovered what really happened to his car after my friends and I borrowed it for a road trip, he'd beat my ass! Quote
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