quamp Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd glide through some babe's hair 100 times every day. If I were a wrist pad... Quote
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd be not worn by young kids who'd rather look cool than be safe. If I was injured... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I probably downplay it so I wouldn't have to seek medical attention. If I were a firefighter... Quote
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd use water, not fire, to fight fire. If I were a song... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd be top 40. If I were a CD... Quote
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd have an explicit lyrics warning. If I were offensive... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 No one would talk to me anymore. If I were a sticker... Quote
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd be on your bumper. If I were a car... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd be broken down by now. If I were a police car... Quote
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd be Barricade. If I were an obscure reference... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd giggle about myself. If I were a pillow... Quote
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd always be nice and cool underneath. If I were sleeping... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I wouldn't be able to post. If I were an insomniac... Quote
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd stay up and watch cool Showtime TV. If I were a serial killer... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd stalk fat white business men. If I were a fat white business man... Quote
quamp Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd stay away from you while paying Republicans to allow me to pollute with impunity and shamlessly exploit the masses. If I were a member of the shamlessly exploited masses... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 I'd rise up against the oppressors. If I were a revolutionary... Quote
redsliver Posted July 20, 2007 Report Posted July 20, 2007 I'd depose the current government and become tyrant. If I were a tyrant... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 20, 2007 Report Posted July 20, 2007 I'd make everyone wear pink polka dotted tutu's and do the can can for my enjoyment. If I were an MP3 player.... Quote
quamp Posted July 21, 2007 Report Posted July 21, 2007 I'd be streaming the top 40 bootlegs from the internet. If I were a Clear Channel-owned for-profit radio station... Quote
redsliver Posted July 21, 2007 Report Posted July 21, 2007 I'd have advertisements. If I were an International Quidditch player... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 I'd get laid alot more often. If I were a house elf... Quote
redsliver Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 I'd SPOILER :be the first in line behind Kreacher's onslaught.If I were to live forever... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 I'd get pretty bored with life and start a revolution just so I could die in a blaze of glory. If I were a spoiler tag... Quote
redsliver Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 I'd be covering up something insidious. If I were dumb as a rock... Quote
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