Guest echtrae Posted July 8, 2007 Report Posted July 8, 2007 I would get fingered more than a nymphomaniac in solitary. If I were in charge.... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 9, 2007 Report Posted July 9, 2007 This Wenesday and the 21st of July would be national stat holidays... Harry Potter Day. If I were a child... Quote
quamp Posted July 10, 2007 Report Posted July 10, 2007 You certainly wouldn't be allowed here. If I were an expert at equestrian tactics... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 10, 2007 Report Posted July 10, 2007 I'd probably be writing text books with my husband. If I were a Ritz cracker... Quote
redsliver Posted July 10, 2007 Report Posted July 10, 2007 I'd be covered in cheese. If I were able to write the chapter I'm working on... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 10, 2007 Report Posted July 10, 2007 I could move on to the next one. If I were a pencil... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 10, 2007 Report Posted July 10, 2007 I'd have teeth marks all over. If I were a lighter... Quote
quamp Posted July 11, 2007 Report Posted July 11, 2007 I'd be used and then thrown away. If I were a physicist... Quote
redsliver Posted July 11, 2007 Report Posted July 11, 2007 I'd still be at the magic lightning machine. If I were a magic lightning machine... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 11, 2007 Report Posted July 11, 2007 I'd be giggling with glee at the torture possibilities. If I were an alarm clock... Quote
quamp Posted July 12, 2007 Report Posted July 12, 2007 ... I'd get about as much respect as I do now. (I'm sure some of you have wanted to bash me with a hammer too.) If I were able to control my emotions better... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Posted July 12, 2007 I would be as cool as a cucumber on a block of ice. (I haven't wanted to bash you with a hammer quamp - I'm not THAT violent ) If I were a tube of sun tan lotion... Quote
redsliver Posted July 12, 2007 Report Posted July 12, 2007 I'd be rubbed all over a beautiful woman. If I were bitten by a radioactive spider... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Posted July 12, 2007 I'd be able to see through your clothes for the last 15 minutes of my life. If I were a cute little Weiner Dog... Quote
quamp Posted July 13, 2007 Report Posted July 13, 2007 ... I'd make with the sad puppy eyes until my owner got me a mate. If I were an experimental film... Quote
redsliver Posted July 13, 2007 Report Posted July 13, 2007 I'd be a Homestarrunner music video for a They Might Be Giants song If I were an obscure pop culture reference... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 13, 2007 Report Posted July 13, 2007 I wouldn't get myself. If I were mainstream... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 13, 2007 Report Posted July 13, 2007 I'd be dead. If I were a knife... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 13, 2007 Report Posted July 13, 2007 I'd be in the back of the asshole who told me my son has no soul! If I were not a redhead... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 13, 2007 Report Posted July 13, 2007 I'd look like a fire elemental! If I were a fire elemental... Quote
redsliver Posted July 13, 2007 Report Posted July 13, 2007 It'd burn when I peed. If I were a mushroom... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 13, 2007 Report Posted July 13, 2007 I'd be magic! If I were an IMAX theatre... Quote
redsliver Posted July 13, 2007 Report Posted July 13, 2007 I'd cause seizures. If I were a movie.... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 13, 2007 Report Posted July 13, 2007 I'd be neither too short nor too long. If I were a novel... Quote
redsliver Posted July 13, 2007 Report Posted July 13, 2007 I'd have you begging for a sequel. If I were a remake... Quote
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