Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 I'd need a warning label (contents under EXTREME pressure). If I were a South Park character... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 I'd be Tweek... too much caffeine!!! If I were a picture frame... Quote
redsliver Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 I'd be wrapped around a beautiful redhead. If I were blind... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 I'd be sitting on a street corner tripping people with my cane as they walked by. If I were a scorpion ... Quote
quamp Posted July 4, 2007 Report Posted July 4, 2007 ... I'd live in the desert and then be turned into a souvenir by some Mexican. If I were some cheap gadget made in China... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 4, 2007 Report Posted July 4, 2007 I'd break the moment quamp picked me up. If I were a tube top... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 4, 2007 Report Posted July 4, 2007 I'd be attached to Dazze's boobs and never let go! If I were a condom... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 4, 2007 Report Posted July 4, 2007 I'd laugh at the poor guy that I'm too big for. If I were a pillowcase... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 4, 2007 Report Posted July 4, 2007 I'd make sure I always had a cool side. If I were a cheesy pop group... Quote
quamp Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 ... I'd grab as much money as I could off my one hit, break up, and then reunite 10 years later for a "big comeback tour." This tour, of course, would only make me look like a bunch of jackasses. If I were a shopping mall... Quote
redsliver Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 I'd have a shitty food court. If I were a sandwich... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 I'd be a hot roast beef on sourdough. If I were ice cream Quote
redsliver Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 I'd be licked as well I lick right now. If I were the sun... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 I'd be the center of someone's universe. If I were an inventor Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 I'd come up with an asshole repellent and make millions. If I were a spray bottle... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 I'd be on hand to spray the cat when it was doing something naughty. If I were a lion Quote
quamp Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 I've been 'd! ... I'd spend my time chasing gazelles, occasionally catching one for a meal. If I were a claims adjuster... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 I'd hate my job. If I were a desk... Quote
quamp Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 ... I'd be written on instead of vice versa. If I were a part of a car... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 I'd breakdown in the middle of rush hour. If I were American... Quote
quamp Posted July 7, 2007 Report Posted July 7, 2007 ... I certainly wouldn't get Mpreg. (for those of you who also visit the GAFF boards.) If I were a 19th century novel... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 7, 2007 Report Posted July 7, 2007 I'd burn to toast on purpose just to make people crazy. If I were a curling iron... Quote
quamp Posted July 8, 2007 Report Posted July 8, 2007 ... I'd probably be kicked out for wanting to know how masturbating would make hair grow on your palms. If I were an Chrysler Cordoba from 1982... Quote
redsliver Posted July 8, 2007 Report Posted July 8, 2007 I'd be a year older than I am now. If I were on my way out.... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 8, 2007 Report Posted July 8, 2007 I wouldn't be posting anything. If I were a keyboard... Quote
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